Themroid

While we are complaining about thr patriarchy, why is a hemroid? A Themroid is a swollen blood vessel. It might bleed and cause a bad case of rectal bleeding. If you do have a Themroid, buy a Themroid specialized cream, I think they sell them at pharmacies and stores.

I had trouble taking a dump. Now I have themroids. I just had a baby, now I have themroids.

Themroid by Deadmoneyps November 24, 2021

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Themroids

While we beat down on the patriarchy let's keep going. A Themroid is a swollen blood vessel. It might bleed and cause a bad case of rectal bleeding. If you do have a Themroid, buy a Themroid specialized cream, I think they sell them at pharmacies and stores.

I just had a baby and got Themroids, I have trouble pooping and now I have Themroids.

Themroids by Deadmoneyps November 24, 2021

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Themroid

Themroids

While we beat down the patriarchy, let's continue with...A Themroid is a swollen blood vessel. It might bleed and cause a bad case of rectal bleeding. If you do have a Themroid, buy a Themroid specialized cream, I think they sell them at pharmacies and stores.

I had a baby and got Themroids, I have potty problems and got Themroids.

Themroids by Deadmoneyps November 24, 2021

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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