Theiss is a name of German origin. Usually smart and strong with a soft loving heart. Also very instinctive with directions and sense of place alluding to feel for danger. Though we tend to prefer to be around our own kind, we will go out of our way to help someone in need.

Maria (total stranger): PLEASE i need help my tire blew out bad on the other road and i don't have a jack
Two Theiss Brothers: What is it a sudan? We can lift up the rear for you while u change it, just be quick we are on our way our sisters wedding.
Maria: thats so nice of you to go out of your way in formal clothes to help me out someone you've never met
ONe of the two Theiss brothers: Its not a big deal if we didn't help you out now we wouldn't be able to enjoy the rest of our day knowing we could have helped someone out and made their life easier

Theiss by wmrwu September 3, 2013

Thissy

The smartest, hottest, funniest woman to grace this earth. She is a bit short, but that doesn't take away from her poetic beauty, her angelic smile, her chocolate skin… Thissy is a walking goddess, capable of everything that one can think of. Thissy can find a solution to any paradox, yet her understanding her is as paradoxical as ever. Thissy isn't meant to be understood — Thissy is meant to be Thissy, for Thissy is everything, and everything is Thissy.

"I love Thissy so much she's the reason I exist."

Thissy by Hyunjin Pee Pee Rider April 6, 2025

Lucy Theiss

Someone with the MOST GORGEOUS BEAUTIFUL ASS EVER

Woah! Lucy Theiss has that gyatt!

Lucy Theiss by lover_of_friends March 10, 2025

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026