Theiss is a name of German origin. Usually smart and strong with a soft loving heart. Also very instinctive with directions and sense of place alluding to feel for danger. Though we tend to prefer to be around our own kind, we will go out of our way to help someone in need.

Maria (total stranger): PLEASE i need help my tire blew out bad on the other road and i don't have a jack
Two Theiss Brothers: What is it a sudan? We can lift up the rear for you while u change it, just be quick we are on our way our sisters wedding.
Maria: thats so nice of you to go out of your way in formal clothes to help me out someone you've never met
ONe of the two Theiss brothers: Its not a big deal if we didn't help you out now we wouldn't be able to enjoy the rest of our day knowing we could have helped someone out and made their life easier

Theiss by wmrwu September 3, 2013

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Thissy

The smartest, hottest, funniest woman to grace this earth. She is a bit short, but that doesn't take away from her poetic beauty, her angelic smile, her chocolate skin… Thissy is a walking goddess, capable of everything that one can think of. Thissy can find a solution to any paradox, yet her understanding her is as paradoxical as ever. Thissy isn't meant to be understood — Thissy is meant to be Thissy, for Thissy is everything, and everything is Thissy.

"I love Thissy so much she's the reason I exist."

Thissy by Hyunjin Pee Pee Rider April 6, 2025

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Lucy Theiss

Someone with the MOST GORGEOUS BEAUTIFUL ASS EVER

Woah! Lucy Theiss has that gyatt!

Lucy Theiss by lover_of_friends March 10, 2025

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