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Theissen 

Theissen is a word used to explain how full of bees something is.
"I dont know, that hive lookes moderately theissen"
Theissen by Arghvark August 3, 2007
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matthew thiessen 

probably has one of the best vocal rages ever. 6'3"
light blonde/brown curly hair. member of relient k, lead singer. has dated katy perry. amazing musician and composer. played warped tour twice. Christian. born in canada then moved to canton ohio when he was six after his parents divorced. just all around a cutie, who is amazingly talented: 11 instruments!
wow, matthew thiessen is so amazing!!

matthew thiessen and the earthquakes 

A side project of matthew thiessen, the lead singer of the band Relient K. In this solo project, theissen uses the piano more and writes very personal, ballad like songs.
Did you hear Matty T and the Earthquakes on purevolume?
First, he is the coolest person you will ever meet. So easy to get along with, but knows how to get his way. Very competitve, thinks very highly of himself, and sometimes emotional. One of the best teachers anyone will ever meet. Some might say his notes arent the most enthusiastic, but can always make you feel good about yourself, sometimes. No point of argueing with him, he will definetly, no matter what, say he wins. And it is really obvious when he picks favorites, you are liked by him or not, even if he says he isnt mean or never will be, he just might be.
Love sports like playing volleyball, soccer, basketball, swimming, football, and roller hockey. Loves bragging about his skills and his family(Mostly his son). It is impossible to stay mad at him, especially because of his looks. Anyone can go on forever about this amazing bro! But it is a legit buzzkill when not seeing or talking to him. Watch out, he favors the names K3nN3dY & C@$$!3*
Dang, I wish I could beat that T#!$3N.(Theisen)
theisen by d'bogirlz March 29, 2011

Theisen it 

when you spend more money than you have readily available just to look good in a relationship that ultimately will fail.
dude 1: "hey bro where you guys goin to eat tonight???"
dude 2: "I really like this girl man so im thinkin Olive Garden, I dont have that much cash so im Theisen it."
dude 1: "daaamnnnnn, theisen it for that leg??? but you've only been together for 3 months!!!!"
Theisen it by NatureMade March 23, 2011
The evil eybrowed teacher who likes to wear purple shirts and give the evil eye. He loves his 8th grade class 2011! He is a hick from minasota and canoed down the mississippi river. He has done everything from teaching kids in the rainforest to knowing some people who climed on to a russian ship and had a feast thrown for them. His favorit students were always Niki, Ariel, and Saskia
His eybrows are so Mr. Theisen!
Theisen by lodygogo December 24, 2008

Brett Theisen

A very odd man you well only find him in a class sitting by someone who starts with a F gossiping
Brett theisen walked in my class
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board chow 

A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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