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a dislesxic stealer purhson thad dunt spel too gud.
Stob thut theif!
Theif by n November 17, 2003
The idiot's way of spelling thief.
VICTIM: GET BACK HERE YOU THEIF!
THIEF: YOU IDIOT IT'S SPELLED *THIEF*!
theif by almostnobody January 9, 2016
Theif is the act of stealing and is most commonly used in describing the past tense. It can mean stealing something literally or taking another style or custom and claming it as your own.
Watch out Jerome he theifs everything.

My brother Theifed that album from Wal-mart last week.

She Theifed my sneakers the colors and everything.
Theif by Baby Bamf June 28, 2006
someone who steals, or keeps something expired that neds to be updated like car tabs
GOD DAMN YOU BANDA!! get new tabs.
theif by take that FUCKER! November 11, 2002
Theif by thief is nexor December 1, 2003
A person that takes kind and conscientious care of the item or living creature in their charge; someone that demonstrates a high level of kindness and integrity in their dealings with other living beings.
This person is a cat theif - you can see it in how she does everything in her power to give the cats surrendered to her care a comfortable and happy life.
Theif by AgathaMisty August 14, 2022
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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