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thee thee five 

thee thee five is used when confused or loss of words.
excuse me… i don’t know… thee thee five
thee thee five by 335.com July 20, 2022

Have at thee, coward! 

Shakespearean for "come at me, bro". Found in Act One of Romeo and Juliet.
Tybalt: Have at thee, coward!
Most powerful comeback in the universe. Strongly overpowers no u in almost any situation. If this comeback is mentioned or even uttered, the power of gods will be bestowed upon the user. The ultimate rebuttal to end and, and all arguments.
Me: "ur mom gay"
You: "no u"
Me: *Dripping blood* "Nay Thee."
You: *Implodes*
Nay Thee by OsWldio May 25, 2018
A masterfully crafted response to any insult. While more creative than the traditional ‘no u’ but not requiring the intellect of the powerful ‘nobellium uranium’. Works especially well on thots.
King of England: You and your play suck.
Shakespeare: Nay thee.
King of England: *dies*
Shakespeare: *evil smile*
nay thee by WaterLemonUD May 25, 2018

Ney thee 

The only words capable of deflecting any other insult and will show wrath upon the poor soul that insulted you.
Jake,"Ur mom gay."

Dave,"Ur grandpap a trap."
Jake,"Well Ur sister a mister ."
Ney thee

Instantly deflecting the sentence and and killed instantly by his own words.
Ney thee by Ur Handy Man March 29, 2018

sofia thee first

sofia thee first is an amazing person, and if anyone doesn’t think so, then they are incredibly wrong. sofia thee first always knows how to cheer someone up, and she’s funny too. loves to draw, lil bit quirky, she makes incredible COOKIES. if you don’t have a Sofia thee first in your life you’re really missing out. Like really freaking missin out bro. Pretty sure the point is made. have a Sofia Thee first in your life. No…not the princess from the show “sofia the first,” . I swear to the lord, you dumbasses say the show Sofia the first…
Dear someone important, I’m writin’ a letter to you bro if you don’t have a goddamn sofia Thee first in your life…you’re literally screwed
God I wish I had a Sofia Thee First
sofia thee first by goatperson December 9, 2022
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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