Definitions by OsWldio

Dirty Wallace 

When you’re having sex with a woman and she fingers your ass which then causes you to explosively eject shit all over her face.

“I can’t believe my girlfriend gave me a Dirty Wallace.”

Dirty Wallace by OsWldio September 6, 2023

Nay Thee

Most powerful comeback in the universe. Strongly overpowers no u in almost any situation. If this comeback is mentioned or even uttered, the power of gods will be bestowed upon the user. The ultimate rebuttal to end and, and all arguments.

Me: "ur mom gay"
You: "no u"
Me: *Dripping blood* "Nay Thee."
You: *Implodes*

Nay Thee by OsWldio May 25, 2018

Warden

The man of the household. Genuinely despises back talk, as he is the man in the household. His kids will most certainly be forced to play a sport of his choosing. Watches sports constantly when alone, and will often bet money if given the chance. A Warden of the household will hunt any form of insect in the house, as this is seen as an intrusion. Warden’s will often have other women over when his wife is out of the domain. There is only one rule that a Warden follows:

“My house, my rules.”

Son: “Dad, I didn’t make tryouts for Football.”

Warden (Dad): *Proceeds to beat his son*

Warden by OsWldio November 10, 2017