theat

A bad bitch that can take your man. Like a “theaf” but she’s a theat

That theat took Emily’s man.

by Crackerjack22 August 22, 2018

theat

a beautiful girl who will always be there for you no matter what and always be by your side and has a very goofy side and always can make your smile shy sometimes but once she’s comfortable she’s the best!

“Your so lucky to have a Theat like ahh”

by A human bein December 9, 2020

Theat

A noun referring to the volume and viscosity of a moving fluid.

"Man I have to piss so bad, I've been holding it in for 3 hours. The theat is going to be crazy."

by shmarcus January 9, 2024

FUCK THAT DEAD PIG

A exclamation of contempt when a police officer is killed in the line of duty. You usually say this when your trying to piss off the stereotypical condolence giving family friends and supporters of the deceased cop.

Thomas: So sad man, I saw on the news a cop I went to the academy with was shot in the back of the head. He died on transport to the hospital.

Blair Regan: FUCK THAT DEAD PIG!!!!!!!!! IM GLAD THAT PERPETRATOR MURDERED HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by 11penny June 28, 2021

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

Bruno Powroznik's proudest work

Bruno Powroznik: OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

VIBRATORS

DILDOS

PENS

PENCILS

COINS

PEBBLES

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

FISHING ROD HANDLE

UMBRELLA HANDLE

TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

FINGERS

SMALL GLASS JAR

TEST TUBE

SCREWDRIVER HANDLE

STIFF COCKS

CIGAR

BANANA

by Nutz666 November 8, 2019

That'll Show Them

Sarcastic phrase the receiver of a threat says when someone threatens to do something whereby their threats are deemed to be better off for the receiver of the threat.

Muslims: We muslims will boycott Europe if you do not comply with Sharia law!

Receiver: Yeah, that'll show them!

Woman: We will strip naked to protest the patriarchy!

Men: Yeah that'll show them!

by Jeronleow May 29, 2018

Only I get that joke

The definitive statement that proves anything you say is an inside joke. Best used when everybody gets the joke or when the statement is in no way a joke.

"True Detective!? More like false detective... Only I get that joke."

by DirtyCa$h13 May 9, 2014