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THE WITNESS 

While straddling your woman's upper thighs, you generously pour talcum powder into the deep into the crack of her ass, extend your arms out and kick head back in a supremely messianic pose. You pause for a few seconds and then begin bringing your hands together, simultaneously smacking the sides of her buttcheeks in triumph, causing a cloud of talcum powder to burst into the air as you arc your arms upward and outward in homage to Lebron James.
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The Witness 

When you walk into a Taco Bell bathroom and you see a big fuckin shit floating in the toliet.
Little bobby had a taco supream, a burrito supream, nacho surpream, and a soft taco supream. Lil bobby took a big shit in a public bathroom, and didnt flush, in order for the next faggot to use the shitter they would be a "witness".
The Witness by AlleyViper December 8, 2004

Badger the Witness 

v.
1. (In legal proceedings) the act of a cross examining lawyer being harrassing or combative towards a witness.
2. (slang) male masturbation
1. Objection sustained, do not badger the witness.
2. Since I didn't get lucky at the bar, I badgered the witness when i got home.

Bingering the witness 

An inane line of questioning used in court proceeding with the intent of irritating the witness into reacting in an inappropriate way.
Objection your honor, bingering the witness.
Bingering the witness by mikkedj November 12, 2021

Bingering the witness 

1. When an attorney asks a witness inane questions for far too long.

2. An ineffective cross examination.
"Bro, did you see the prosecution's cross?"
"Yeah man, they were totally Bingering the witness, why didn't the defense object!"
Bingering the witness by JQ11112021 November 11, 2021

interrogating the witness

I walked in on my roommate while he was interrogating the witness.

Bingering the Witness 

When the prosecutor knows the defendant is innocent of all charges but goes and ahead and tries to get him convicted anyway by asking inane questions, such as questions about playing Call of Duty or "exploding" hollow-point bullets, while the defense is failing to make any objections.
The prosecution's case was proven false but the prosecutor was desperate for a conviction and started bingering the witness.
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