The wesley
The lowest form of any human being, usually referred to as a racoon or an ape. This being is amazingly smelly, and has the ability to be soo black that he is white.
The wesley
The wesley by Wesleygotboyd January 16, 2009
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Wesley the kancho demon
a red faced demon who fades into the darkness after putting four fingers in your anus then taking a whiff,he then runs spread legged into the darkness laughing maniacly
Wesley the kancho demon by Wesley the kancho demon October 10, 2019
James Wesley the third
Is what happened when James plus ur mom.......also weird, sometimes annoying, crazy 😜 funny, dishonest,, gamers , grounded for life
James Wesley the third by OEididiiriekdkjdiekksks February 13, 2019
Shoving Wesley into the airlock.
Picard wriggled his eyebrows at Beverly and winked. "I'm shoving Wesley into the airlock." Beverly winked back, " Make sure you push him all the way inside this time."
Shoving Wesley into the airlock. by Wolverine3173 May 19, 2019
The weasleys (my Weasleys, not Harry’s)
Girl1: Look! Those r the Weasleys (my Weasleys, not Harry’s).
Girl2: Wow! I wish I were as lucky to have great friends as they are!
Girl2: Wow! I wish I were as lucky to have great friends as they are!
The weasleys (my Weasleys, not Harry’s) by RA Weasley April 30, 2019
The Ron Weasley Slug Nut
When you don’t nut for a long period of time, and upon returning to the game, your next nut has the viscosity of the slugs that Ron Weasley throws up in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.
Person 1: Yo how was last night with hermione bro
Person 2: it had been a while bro so I hit her with the Ron Weasley slug nut
Person 2: it had been a while bro so I hit her with the Ron Weasley slug nut
The Ron Weasley Slug Nut by Slugnutsally August 16, 2019
Sir Captain Master Wedley The Third
Person #1: "Hey have you see Captain Wedley?"
Person #2: "It's Pronounced Sir Captain Master Wedley The Third"
Person #1: "Oh."
Person #2: "It's Pronounced Sir Captain Master Wedley The Third"
Person #1: "Oh."
Sir Captain Master Wedley The Third by Choji98 February 8, 2010
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