The Viking

When 2 straight males lock arms sitting down and see who can Jack-Off first.

Halen and Josh were doing the Viking after work

by Swimgal69 May 5, 2018

The Viking

While enjoying intercourse with a female after ejaculation you punch her in the head until she's knocked out. Then burn her house to the ground.

That bitch was annoying so i showed her the viking.

by boobtet September 14, 2009

The Viking

When your lady is just wearing knickers and you (standing) flip her upside down, stick your head in the afore mentioned knickers and chow down. She can also go to town so its fun for everyone.

Spot the dog barked as Tom fliped Jane and did the Viking!

by MurderousYoric March 23, 2009

The Viking

When a guy, specifically named Peter, grabs locks of your hair from either side and starts shaking your head and giggling in the middle of a make out session.

Bro it was so fucking weird, Peter did the Viking to me. Never going back.

by sillygooseandaslut June 25, 2022

The Viking

When one person before sex wears a Viking helmet and covers the horns of it in fish slim for him/her to ram and gore the horns into his/her asshole.

Last night apparently she decided to do The Viking on me, and my asshole is still bleeding and still smells like fish!

by Heckle May 29, 2022

The Viking Bison Disco Inferno

The sexy dance used in most parties and clubs in England. Commonly worn with viking horns.

Stamp, Stamp to the left,
Left leg kick, kick,
Arm up,
Stab, Stabto the left,
Stamp, Stamp to the right,
Right leg kick, kick,
Arm up,
Stab, Stab to the right,
Quick twirl round with both hands
raised to Thor(whatever)
Raise your (pretend) drinking horn to the left,
Drinking horn to the right,
Horn to the sky,
All over body shake,
Huddly duddly,
And fall to knees with a triumphant shout of "HORRRRNNNNN!!!!"

The Viking Bison Disco Inferno is going to be your opening dance at your viking wedding, Rosie.

by Aleisel April 5, 2009

The Viking Chili Bowl

While boning a chick, the guy lays chud on the partner's head, and forms horns with the fecal matter.

Hey Don, i totally gave Jacklyn The Viking Chili Bowl last night, she has always wanted one.

by jh72387 November 10, 2009