The tuggy

When a male masturbates with a Foley catheter in place, using the balloon to stimulate the prostate.

We walked into the nursing home and grandpa was giving himself the tuggy.

by Docandlock August 20, 2019

Office of The Tugger General

A derogatory reference to anyone that is just a complete prick or jack off. A way to extol the biggest jack ass and wanker you know and give them credit for the cock smack they are.

Frank: Hey Roger. How are things with your new boss Carl over in Logistics?
Roger: I am sick of that Fuck Stick. He is making everyone's life miserable.

Frank: That's too bad. Guess everyone is now reporting to the Office of The Tugger General.
Roger: That's straight up shit, Braaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015

Tugging the Tiger

Slang for beating your meat.
Spanking the monkey.
Stroking your sausage.
Jerking the Gherkin.
Poaching your egg.
Waxing your carrot.
Oozing you noodle.
Pulling the pole.
Wrestling your eel.

Oi, Stop Tugging the Tiger.

by SoggyBuiscuit21 June 26, 2018

tuggin the snake

To masturbate or beat your meat

Guy:1 Whats the most awkward thing thats ever happened to you?
Guy:2 This one time when me and my dad were tuggin the snakes we made eye contact. Wasnt able to beat my meat again for a whole month.

by Snaketugger3000 October 19, 2020

Tugging the Timber

The act of masterbation.

I woke up with some good morning wood so I was Tugging the Timber for awhile before I got up.

by Lt.Short Bus February 9, 2009

tugging the monkey

male masturbation

When you injure your wrist/ hand.. And someone says:

'Oh too much tugging the monkey was it'

by Redeye_90 February 20, 2014

tugging the turkey

Another way of saying choking the chicken

It means masturbating or masturbation depending on what time tense.

Bob: I was totally enjoy tugging the turkey.

Jen: Good for you?

by Alice Hatterson September 7, 2017