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Office of The Tugger General 

A derogatory reference to anyone that is just a complete prick or jack off. A way to extol the biggest jack ass and wanker you know and give them credit for the cock smack they are.
Frank: Hey Roger. How are things with your new boss Carl over in Logistics?
Roger: I am sick of that Fuck Stick. He is making everyone's life miserable.

Frank: That's too bad. Guess everyone is now reporting to the Office of The Tugger General.
Roger: That's straight up shit, Braaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh.

Tugging the Tiger 

Slang for beating your meat.
Spanking the monkey.
Stroking your sausage.
Jerking the Gherkin.
Poaching your egg.
Waxing your carrot.
Oozing you noodle.
Pulling the pole.
Wrestling your eel.

tuggin the snake 

Guy:1 Whats the most awkward thing thats ever happened to you?
Guy:2 This one time when me and my dad were tuggin the snakes we made eye contact. Wasnt able to beat my meat again for a whole month.

Tugging the Timber 

I woke up with some good morning wood so I was Tugging the Timber for awhile before I got up.
Tugging the Timber by Lt.Short Bus February 9, 2009

tugging the monkey 

When you injure your wrist/ hand.. And someone says:

'Oh too much tugging the monkey was it'
tugging the monkey by Redeye_90 February 20, 2014

tugging the turkey 

Another way of saying choking the chicken

It means masturbating or masturbation depending on what time tense.
Bob: I was totally enjoy tugging the turkey.

Jen: Good for you?