the surge

when a terminally ill patient gets a sudden burst of energy before dying

essentially getting better before getting worse

person 1: is this the surge? or are they finally getting better
person 2: there’s no way to tell

by myurbandictionarycom August 18, 2021

The Surge

DP involving a Russian Man

Vladamir and I totally pulled the surge on Julie last night.

by Theserge October 17, 2008

The Birthday Surge

When it's your birthday and your facebook page gets flooded with "Happy Birthday" wishes.

Guy 1 - Dude, did you see my wall yesterday?
Guy 2 - It was your birthday right?
Guy 1 - Yeah!
Guy 2 - Ahh yes. The birthday surge.

by Spaceman Sobchak December 15, 2011

slap the sergeant

Masturbating.

I'm going to think about you while I slap the sergeant tonight.

by Anal Speeds October 25, 2013

Firing the Surgeon General

<verb> The act of masturbating. To masturbate. {obsolete: named after Minnie Joycelyn Elders (born August 13, 1933), the United States Surgeon General from September 8, 1993 to December 31, 1994, who was forced to resign after remarking that she thought it would be appropriate to teach masturbation as an alternative to engaging in riskier sexual behavior.}

George's girlfriend's been on the rag so he's in the bathroom firing the Surgeon General.

by Android May 2, 2006

the sturge

A rock radio station hosted by the Deathly Pallor (aka Strong Sad).

What's the phrase that pays that plays for days? It's numbitty-nine-oh-two, "The Sturge!" Don't you touch that blabittablow!

by SMD January 29, 2005

The Sergeant Major

Performing the "Angry Pirate" and the "Alaskan Pipeline" back to back.

He gave her the Sergeant Major after she said not to jizz in her mouth.

by accessdnied January 21, 2010