Softer than the inside of a snail's mouth 

An expression that describes when something is so soft it is delightful.

Person 1. Feel this new robe I got.

Person 2. That's softer than the inside of a snail's mouth.

Softer than the inside of a snail's mouth by Medlinmatt May 18, 2021

Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019

argh walk the plank you scallywag yo-ho let's go sail the seven seas 

pirate

"argh walk the plank you scallywag yo-ho let's go sail the seven seas you varmint"

argh walk the plank you scallywag yo-ho let's go sail the seven seas by mm 9 September 22, 2025

salt the snail 

To kick someone out of a friendly gathering for being a mad clinger. Originally from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Charlie: Hyah!! Hyah!! Get out here snail!! Hyah!! Go snail, go!! Hyah!!

Mac: Oh my god, salt the snail!! Salt the snail!! Go!!

salt the snail by nuck_chorris 777 January 13, 2015

Cherry the Snail 

The gigantic red snail that looooovvees to eat cherry tomatoes

"Oh how I love Cherry the Snail."

Cherry the Snail by Cherry the Snail December 5, 2011

gary the snail 

Spongebob's pet snail, who might be smarter than Spongebob. 🐌

Is your favorite character on Spongebob Gary the Snail?

gary the snail by Rikerlicious January 26, 2015

mop the snail

a term comparing a woman’s sexual discharge being similar to the slime from a snail, thus mopping would insinuate a sexual partner absorbing said fluids through oral sexual methods

The sex with Chloe was, if nothing else, wildly messy. I definitely had to mop the snail after that one.

mop the snail by 99 Oreos January 6, 2022