the slammer

Slang for prison.

Woman: I just got back from the slammer.

Man: Your time there must have been tough.

by Mearthfromearth December 30, 2013

The slammer

Prison or jail named because doors normally slam when they are closed in a place like that

Martha Stewart got sent to the slammer for insider trading

by Phairman Buckets November 30, 2016

The Slammer

A desperate attempt for someone to slam ones laptop down trying to hide the fact that they are watching porn when ones mother comes into the room

Brian tried to use The Slammer on his laptop as his mum had just walking into the room and saw that he was on RedTube

by xXTrump69Xx June 28, 2016

in the slammer

In jail; behind the locked doors of a prison.

1) Tomas spent a few years in the slammer for robbing a grocery store.
The phrase refers to the closing of a door. When a door is 'slammed' it means that it was closed with great force.

by silverbridge2000 November 23, 2006

The Norwegian Slammer

A sexual ritual that involves a female wielding a battle ax (or any other sharp cutting object) and severing the head of the penis of the given male while the female screams like a crazy drunken viking. If the male does not flinch or bleed, then he is deemed worthy of the woman's vagina.

Dave was treated to the Norwegian slammer by his crazy new girlfriend, Jenna, and he cried like a baby back bitch.

Right before I slipped my penis into my girlfriend's puss, she pulled out a switchblade and sliced the head of my penis off. Now I know what the Norwegian Slammer feels like.

by DarkWolfRising January 4, 2011

The grand slammer

The grand slammer is when you do a line of coke off a girls belly, kiss the girl, take a bong rip, take two syringes full of tequila then make out with a second girl and she slips a ecstasy pill from her mouth to yours. Then you die.

Yo man! Nick just did the grand slammer, his buddies had to take him to the hospital.

by Mickey dog November 20, 2014

The Lyn-Dan potty room slammer

When someone watches you take a dump and masturbate from behind a shower curtain in a public space

Me and John used to be friends until he hit me with the Lyn-Dan potty room slammer

by The peeper of 15 July 2, 2024