The seaning

A 5'7" tall person named Sean with a blow up buddy named Steve with a bigger pecker than him and a mother named Felicia who gets more pussy than he does.

My friend Sean made a documentary called the seaning.

The seaning by Speedguy70 October 27, 2023

Sealing The Tomb 

After a girl passes out from a drunken incident you work your magic. Release your love seed over her eyeballs and let it set. Use a hair dryer to completely harden the seal and there you have it. You have sealed the tomb!

"After John roofied that girl he sealed the tomb."

"Steve sealed the tomb with me and I couldn't see for over a week."

"Dude my girlfriend is so awesome, last night she passed out and I sealed the Tomb!"

"My best friend spent all summer sealing the tomb."

Sealing The Tomb by John Zayus. August 20, 2009

sealing the envelope 

the act of splooging in a partners anus and having them fall asleep. The next morning they wake up to the surprise of a glued butt hole

ben not w sealed chloes envelope

sealing the envelope by Anonymous July 16, 2003

searing the jumbo shrimp 

to jerk off

"When I returned to the tent, my friend Bob was searing the jumbo shrimp"

searing the jumbo shrimp by Gus Bettella November 19, 2003

Searing the meat in the Dutch oven 

When spooning in bed naked and the woman sharts on the man’s junk and then proceeds to finish with the dutch oven

The night was a romantic night until she was searing the meat in the dutch oven.

Searing the meat in the Dutch oven by Yudtthesue September 21, 2021

sealing the envolope 

The act of ejaculating on your partners eyes when there asleep. So when they wake up their eyes are sealed.

My boyfriend caught my sealing the envolope last night.

sealing the envolope by thomas medina January 17, 2008