4 definitions by Speedguy70

Pez dispenser

Someone that has not been circumcised that tucks pez candy in his foreskin for whomever gives them the next blowjob.

My friend Shaun told me about how he hired a hooker and gave her a pez dispenser.

by Speedguy70 June 11, 2023

Irish Viking

Someone (usually named David) has slicked back hair and large orange beard gets penatrated by partner with Irish spring soap.

My friend David told me a tried the Irish Viking with a guy he met online.

by Speedguy70 July 12, 2022

The el paso

When a group of men meet up at an area (typically sears parking lot) and use code words like "drag racing" , "lets burn some rubber" and "road runner" for doing vigorous homosexual acts on one another mostly pertaining to anal penatration while using cocaine as baby powder to reduce chafing.

My friend Jerry told me that the el paso is really fun....I'm no longer friends with him.

by Speedguy70 July 17, 2022

The seaning

A 5'7" tall person named Sean with a blow up buddy named Steve with a bigger pecker than him and a mother named Felicia who gets more pussy than he does.

My friend Sean made a documentary called the seaning.

by Speedguy70 October 27, 2023