Definitions by Speedguy70

The fun dip 

When someone uses a male blow up doll's inflataweiner as a fun dip stick in protein powder.

My friend Sean said he uses the fun dip method before he goes to the gym.

The fun dip by Speedguy70 November 13, 2023

The seaning

A 5'7" tall person named Sean with a blow up buddy named Steve with a bigger pecker than him and a mother named Felicia who gets more pussy than he does.

My friend Sean made a documentary called the seaning.

The seaning by Speedguy70 October 27, 2023

Pez dispenser 

Someone that has not been circumcised that tucks pez candy in his foreskin for whomever gives them the next blowjob.

My friend Shaun told me about how he hired a hooker and gave her a pez dispenser.

Pez dispenser by Speedguy70 June 11, 2023

The el paso 

When a group of men meet up at an area (typically sears parking lot) and use code words like "drag racing" , "lets burn some rubber" and "road runner" for doing vigorous homosexual acts on one another mostly pertaining to anal penatration while using cocaine as baby powder to reduce chafing.

My friend Jerry told me that the el paso is really fun....I'm no longer friends with him.

The el paso by Speedguy70 July 17, 2022

Irish Viking 

Someone (usually named David) has slicked back hair and large orange beard gets penatrated by partner with Irish spring soap.

My friend David told me a tried the Irish Viking with a guy he met online.

Irish Viking by Speedguy70 July 12, 2022