The Runner 

When a guy is jerking off and right before he blows, he realizes that he doesn't have a catch-rag. He quickly gets up and runs towards the nearest thing he can use................but doesn't make it.

Mike was watching an adult cinematic feature last night but forgot a tissue and pulled the runner.

The Runner by Thor76 October 6, 2004

the runner-up e-mail

The e-mail you send to ex-lovers after you get engaged or married. It is similar to a form letter rejection for a job or college admission.

"Dear John, I know things did not go so well between us, but you should know it was you and not me. By the way, I'm engaged to someone else. He is a wonderful man named...."

the runner-up e-mail by Stephanie Holmes May 13, 2005

Destroy The Runner

An amazing metal band, with a little christian rock mixed in, but still a very good band for anyone to listen to. Formed in San Diego only a few years. I love their sound, u should get some stuff by them

Destroy the runner's best songs are "saints" and "columbia"

Destroy The Runner by FRiEzA!!!! January 9, 2008

tie goes to the runner

In baseball, if the runner is tagged at the same moment he reaches the base, he is considered safe.

In everything else, the benefit of the doubt goes to the one who finishes with the momentum.

June and Li are both super hot, but Li looks extra good right now in that green sweater, so...tie goes to the runner; I'm asking Li out.

tie goes to the runner by Rico Detroit January 13, 2009

blinded by the light...wrapped up like a douche in the runner in the night 

it means...1. dude this is so cool...2. What happends when Prefontaine is running in his tighty whities at 2:30 am with a pack of stray grey-eyed wolves through the forest.

Blinded by the light...wrapped up like a douche in the runner in the night

blinded by the light...wrapped up like a douche in the runner in the night by Summers Eve February 28, 2005

doin dips on the runner 

Doing tricep dips on a treadmill.

"I like doin dips on the runner. Den gainz."

doin dips on the runner by Supaname July 29, 2015

the maze runner 

an entertaining fiction novel by James Dashner about a boy named Thomas who mysteriously finds himself in a place called "the glade" with several other boys who are as clueless as he is. the glade is bordered by enormous walls that split in two on each side to a massive maze. thomas feels something strange about the place, as if he'd been there before...this book is the first of the maze runner series and is recommended (by me). the movie version is to be released in september of 2014.

-i'm bored.
-read a book.
-like what?
-like the maze runner!
-sounds interesting!

the maze runner by chocolateparfaitandcaramel June 15, 2014