When a guy is jerking off and right before he blows, he realizes that he doesn't have a catch-rag. He quickly gets up and runs towards the nearest thing he can use................but doesn't make it.
Mike was watching an adult cinematic feature last night but forgot a tissue and pulled the runner.
by Thor76 October 06, 2004
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(adj) Describes the way a hand won in Texas Hold'em Poker if the turn (fourth) and river (fifth) cards saved it from losing.
That river rat -- all he had were rags til he caught that runner-runner flush on the board.

Oh man, what a chaser. He calls my all-in with a double gut-shot, then gets a runner-runner straight on the river. Unbelievable.
by Coell November 10, 2005
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A person who runs off stage after Maury reads the DNA test results! When Maury says: "You ARE NOT the father!", women become Runners to the right stage exit. When Maury says: "You ARE the father!", men become Runners to the left stage exit.
Sholanda is still trying to find her daughter's father with the help of the Maury show. She has tested 17 different men, and 17 different times she's been a Runner!
by talk2me-JCH January 28, 2017
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Someone who runs drugs. They can either smuggle large quantity's for other people or run/peddle/sell small quatity's themselves.
Dealer :"I need a runner to bring my drug's across from Mexico."
Suspected Dealer : "I'm jus' a 'small time runner', why not let me go and concentrate on the bigger fish that are importing it and shit."
by Diego Blunt August 18, 2003
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a particularly and extremely loose woman; a hoe; whore; harlot; a real nasty bitch thatll fuck just about anyone, anywhere, anyway. no matter the number. one after another, or all at the same time...
ayo son, you see that chick? she a straight runner joe.
by dubious February 08, 2003
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A group of the hardest bunch of people alive who run like beasts.
Runners take part in extremely difficult sport and are hated on by random motorists and citizens.
by The World Dictionary October 31, 2004
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A runner is a person that runs. A runner will run in any kind of condition. Rain, below zero temperatures, hot and stifling humidity, A runner will put on his/her shoes and run, a poser will not run in these conditions. Runners can be seen in many parts of the country or city. A runners faces many hazards including but not limited to, people talking on cell phones, women hauling kids to school, women with kids on board, old folks that have bad vision, dogs, mountain lions, bears, unattentive drivers, lightening, dehydration, frostbite, sore muscles, fat people that hate skinny little runners, bandits, mental blocks, roots & disorentation.
Some of the positive things about being a runner are that you will be irrestiable to the opposite sex, you can eat all the time, you meet a lot of interesting people and running is inexpensive.
A true runner is always in one of four states: 1. thinking about the next run 2. thinking about the last run 3. running 4. talking about running.
#1 "yo dude that lady in the SUV almost got you"
Runner "that is just a peril of the game"
If a runner has a problem he takes it on the road.
by takethathill August 20, 2006
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