The Redneck

Fisting a female (usually) while holding a beer can in the same hand that is doing the fisting. (Too lazy to take the beer can out of your hand while having a romantic fisting session.)

Oh Cletus, did you perform The Redneck on my mother? How Romantic...

The Redneck by helmetgoliath July 31, 2009

the Redneck Grandpa 

The Redneck Grandpa is a character on YouTube. He is a Redneck Grandpa who hates Women Drivers, Traffic Lights, and being filmed.

Person 1: "Did you see that video of The Redneck Grandpa today?"

Person 2: "Yes, that guy is insane!"

the Redneck Grandpa by LittlebitLoverYT January 3, 2021

The Redneck Jesus 

The man known here on earth as Dale Earnhardt. Dale Earnhardt is the Light and the Way. He died so that your drinking of imported beer would be forgiven. He suffered, died, and most of the pieces they found were buried. He has risen again, as Danica Patrick, and will come again from Formula One to judge NASCAR and its fans.

He is seated at the right hand of the Father (Elvis), and his Kingdom will have no end. Amen, y'all.

"The Redneck Jesus, Dale Earnhardt, died for your sins."

"Thou shalt not turn right."

The Redneck Jesus by Anferny Tyrone Jackson August 28, 2006

The redneck derby 

When your riding a horse and having sex doggy style while the horse is moving.

Her dad caught us doing the redneck derby.

The redneck derby by Waffle sex in a gingers mouth June 6, 2015

The Redneck Jesus 

The man known here on earth as Dale Earnhardt. Dale Earnhardt is the Light and the Way. He died so that your drinking of imported beer would be forgiven. He suffered, died, and most of the pieces they found were buried. He has risen again, as Danica Patrick, and will come again from Formula One to judge NASCAR and its fans.

He is seated at the right hand of the Father (Elvis), and his Kingdom will have no end. Amen, y'all.

"The Redneck Jesus, Dale Earnhardt, died for your sins."

"Thou shalt not turn right."

The Redneck Jesus by Anferny Tyrone Jackson August 29, 2006

The Redneck Mecca 

A location known by non-rednecks as Pigeon Forge Tennessee

Can also include Gatlinburg Tennessee

Bubba: Where you going for Southern Speed Dating this year?

Jim Bob: Weez all headin to The Redneck Mecca.

The Redneck Mecca by BadSeedSam January 12, 2022

The Redneck Chariot

A name given to a Toyota Tundra driven by famous country boy Mr. Speer. The Redneck Chariot has been known to kick up some dirt while also carrying it’s fair share of the ladies. Speer quotes the truck as being “indestructible” and “A lady magnet”. The truck was on the front page of Forbes magazine in 2015 as being “The perfect truck”. The Redneck Chariot is almost considered an “urban legend” amongst the people of Alabama because of its elusiveness and ability to off-road. In some ways the truck almost has a mind and soul of its own.

The Redneck Chariot will take you anywhere at anytime, because it is the true perfect truck.

The Redneck Chariot by Rambo1782 January 6, 2023