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the queers

"You suck, motherfucker, I hate white power, I hate your band, cant you see this aint nazi germany, bring on the beers, cuz we are the queers!"
the queers by friedman February 19, 2004

The Queers

a sweeeeeeet fucking awsome punk band sort of a modern ramones
hi mom its me
mrs brown you've got an ugly daughter
i didnt puke
punk rock girls
The Queers by mu moo September 3, 2003

The Queers

A group of females that do funny stuff to each other and other people. REALLY HILARIOUSLY FUNNY STUFF.
The Queers by Excellent June 14, 2003

Smear the queer 

Played with an object that can be tossed and easily carried such as a balled up t-shirt, football, or shoe.

Play starts when object is thrown into the air. Players may either snatch object out of the air or wait until it lands. If the object lands, the person closest to it MUST pick it up. (Group will use judgement, or someone who wants it can just pick it up.) Once a player is in posession of the object, they try not to get tackled. Once tackled, the object is thrown into the air (or at a particular person) and the game starts over. Play usually ends when everyone is tired or when someone gets hurt.
I am feeling really hyper and have a lot of energy, so lets get a group together and play smear the queer!!!

Right in the queens onions

A term first coined by Nigel Norris. meaning to injure and/or receive a kick to the balls.
BWAAAA! RIGHT IN THE QUEENS ONIONS!

smeer the queer 

A game played by young school children, wherin they throw a football to one another and attempt to tackle the person holding the ball.
Ralph: Hey Timmy, wanna play smeer the queer?
Timmy: No way, that game's for fags.
smeer the queer by natalienose March 30, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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