Played with an object that can be tossed and easily carried such as a balled up t-shirt, football, or shoe.

Play starts when object is thrown into the air. Players may either snatch object out of the air or wait until it lands. If the object lands, the person closest to it MUST pick it up. (Group will use judgement, or someone who wants it can just pick it up.) Once a player is in posession of the object, they try not to get tackled. Once tackled, the object is thrown into the air (or at a particular person) and the game starts over. Play usually ends when everyone is tired or when someone gets hurt.
I am feeling really hyper and have a lot of energy, so lets get a group together and play smear the queer!!!
by mopheadcellist July 26, 2009
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A national pastime for everyone but San Fransicans.

Football game where whoever has the ball is the "queer" you you tackle, "smear" the bajebus out of him
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A game, played with a football, taught by all good fathers to their sons and daughters.
I play smear the queer with all my kids.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
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It’s a game that was commonly played if you were born in 1990, The Game Smear The Queer was simple , All you needed was a football & an area to play it in, A person gets the football & everyone else tries to tackle them & once they are tackled (or if they are scared they will throw it prior to getting hit), but once tackled they have to give the ball up, either giving it to the person who tackled them, tossing it away in the air or just dropping it once they hit the ground....most of the time it was Tackle.....This game also was called Fumble Rumble where I grew up the only difference is once you were tackled in fumble Rumble, you always had to toss the ball away from where you were tackled!! !!!!!! The good thing about the Game Smear The Queer is that nobody would get left out cuz You can play play with as many people that are willing to play.... A classic game along with King of the Hill & Fumble Rumble that was a perfect outlet for exercising & using all your energy & it built toughness & camaraderie as well as developing skills such as understanding angles of pursuit , strategizing & abilty to make decisions when chaos erupts ha
Get the football & lets walk to the field & let’s go play Smear the Queer.
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Well known homophobic recess game in which the person with the ball ("the queer") runs away from everyone else, who do their best to tackle their friend and become the new "queer." Game is known for having a title that rhymes.
by T-Dog jenkins February 20, 2005
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A homophobic (though not always overtly so) name for a rather homoerotic game.

Example: Billy didn't mind being the queer, in fact he enjoyed being dogpiled by the other boys.

Note: While often thought of as a "boy's game" I personally have seen girls playing Smear the Queer, though I don't recall ever seeing a co-ed game; which really just hightens the feel of homoerotisism.
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