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the poison cupcake 

the poison cupcake is a skilled monuver that must be done carefully, the actions of the poison cupcake are when the male pulls his testicles and penis in between his legs untill the go to the rear. then the femalejumps on the makes back and sits backword cowgirl syle and begind smaking the balls with the tips of her fingers. and stabbing the tip of the penis with her nails. it wont bring the male much pleasure. but the female will feel dominant!

the poison oak incident

This phrase is used to reference an incident where two men were hunting for quail and mysteriously one man had poison oak on 60% of his body, including is rectum and the other hunter had poison oak on his penis and testicles. They will claim that the areas affected by poison oak on each other do not correlate to any specific activity but we all know what happened.
Toby: what really happened in the Poison Oak Incident?
Collin: Hey man, I dont want to talk about it.

Get The Poison Out 

When a girl is having an intense orgasm she is told to "Get The Poison Out"
During the April 8,2010 ride of Raven Alexis on the Sybian in the Howard Stern Studios the phrase was uttered. Dave Lampert Creator of the Sybian told Raven 'Get the poison out of your system Raven'. This creepy yet memorable moment is still in play as a favorite Stern sound bite.

Getting the poison out 

"I'll be back in 15 minutes. I'll be getting the poison out if you need me."

Church of the Poison Mind

1. a Top 10 hit for Culture Club (featuring the notorious Boy George) during the fall of 1983.

2. any "church" or religion that dominates the member's lives: what they do, what they say and what they think. They become absolute droids or sheep. In other words, a cult.
1. Culture Club performed their hit "Church of the Poison Mind" on a TV program to welcome the new year 1984.

2. Danny has been spouting out dogma and doctrine ever since he joined that fundamentalist church. He's now in a Church of the Poison Mind.

3. The members of al-Qaida, Hamas and other so-called Islamic fundie terrorist organizations belong to a Church of the Poison Mind. So do a lot of people all over the planet. That includes here in America.

4. An Episcopalian chapel at the university where I got my college degree advertizes itself by saying that Jesus died to take away your sins, not your mind.

Get the poison out 

To experience sexual release; to have an orgasm. Primarily referring to women but can also apply to men.
During sexual relations, the partner might say, "Come on baby, get the poison out."
Get the poison out by Bill R April 19, 2010
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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