the pasture

noun - The exclusive repository for senior advisors that came into a campaign or project late and totally fucked everything up. The pasture is where these highly paid and under qualified senior advisors go to prepare for their next failed venture.

Person 1: You totally fucked up the Senator's campaign.
Person 2: Don't worry; I’m going to the pasture.

by m-mcdonald January 21, 2009

take the cow out to pasture

when you have to jack off to get the rest of the cum out of your dick after having sex

After I fucked Jessica I had to take the cow out to pasture.

by TST November 11, 2008

Putting the cows out to pasture

To manually stimulate male genitalia to ejaculation through a pump-action maneuver.

After a particularly rough day at work, Watkins was found putting the cows out to pasture so as to relieve stress.

by EMCEE3PO June 4, 2018