take the cow out to pasture

when you have to jack off to get the rest of the cum out of your dick after having sex

After I fucked Jessica I had to take the cow out to pasture.

by TST November 24, 2006

thanksgiving

A shitty "holiday" where you have to spend time with your family and act like you're enjoying yourself, when in reality you are just waiting on everyone to finish eating so you can get the hell out of there.

Johnny was in such a hurry to get out of his grandparents' house on Thanksgiving that he fell down a flight of stairs and nearly broke his neck!

by TST November 23, 2006

chattanooga

A city where all the white kids like to act like they're in a gang what when confronted by a real gang member they act like bitches.

White kid from Chattanooga: YO YO B'Z UP C'Z DOWN FUCK CRABZ BLOOD TILL I DIE

Black gang member: NIGGA WHAT YO ASS SAY

White kid from Chattanooga: Umm...sorry! *runs away*

Black gang member: BITCH YOU BETTA RUN

by TST November 24, 2006

head

this is a slang for a Blowjob

Person 1: "Damn nigga dis bitch give head good as hell"
Person 2: "Ayo you gone let me have summa dat?"

by TST November 12, 2006

man up

To become tougher, or more manly.

"Damn nigga, yo ass need to man up!"
"I think it's time for someone to man up!"
"We love to get drunk, go the bar, and find the toughest son of a bitch in there and see how tough he really is...see if he can MAN UP!"

by TST November 12, 2006

Jade Green

The perfect girl. Great tits, ass, face, personality, legs, name, everything.

Person #1: Damn I would love to fuck Jade Green. I bet she has a tight pussy!
Person #2: I bet she does too. I mean why wouldn't she? Everything else about her if perfect so why wouldn't her pussy be?
Person #1: Damn you're right. I would pay good money to get in her.

by TST November 24, 2006

over selling

in basketball, when you get touched by a player from the other team and then fall down and act like you've been shot even when it is a very light touch.

Johnny was over selling today during the basketball game. I barely touched him and he flipped backwards five times and acted like i had broken his neck.

by TST November 24, 2006