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The Palmer 

The act of punching someone in the face when times get hard (preferably a member of the female sex)
Yo, in co-ed handball that girl tried to strip the ball from me, so i had to give her The Palmer.
The Palmer by tray2k April 20, 2006
Words you can keep

The Palmer 

1. A young alpha male, always on the search for a suitable mate or hunting for food.

2. Australian for Alpha Male
That 6'6 gentlemen who enjoys: Lord of the Rings, movies, playing guitar, smoking pipes and having a strong GPA is THE PALMER
The Palmer by Blip42 May 3, 2011

The palmer squares 

The best rapper/stoner duo since pikachu and ash. ... Acumental and Terminal knowledge shit on chitown with there profound bars.
Guy 1: Have you heard term and ac from the Palmer squares spit... ?!
Guy 2: Hell Yeah I just bought my knowledge over swag shirt!

The Palmer Method 

A scientific theory in the field of gastroenterology in which one repetitively flatulates in lieu of having a bowel movement. While initially criticized in the field, the theory has gained the support of many juggalo scientists and the homeless population world wide.
Hey man, you ate a lot of Taco Bell before we hit the road, do you need to pull over at the next rest stop? Nah man I’m good, I’m using the Palmer Method.
The Palmer Method by Jrmack08 November 17, 2022

The Palmer Catholic Academy

A school located near Seven Ling Ling Station. The school is full of black neggors that go school just to bully a man named mr. Barrett and bully Jesus beard. Although there’s 2 faced pakis and 2 faced (rocket head) or also known as (boner head) Sikh, they attend to the school to laugh at Mr. Newbury Park quart ripple chin even though he left quiet a while ago.
Mr. Agocho sucks 1inch wonders at the Palmer catholic academy

The Palmer Method 

When someone feels like they need to go to the bathroom, but instead fart for 15 minutes to relieve bowel pressure and thus don't need to go anymore.
I had to go so bad on the airplane, but couldn't get up from my seat so I used The Palmer Method
The Palmer Method by Mackus December 6, 2022

The Palmer Introduction 

A kind if introduction used to start a conversation with a completely random person.

Usually involves talking loudly near the person about something heroic you "did", before bumping into that person and commenting with statements such as "Oh hey, didn't see you there", or "you didn't just hear that did you?".

Can also be used on the internet, with the excuse of "oh sorry, wrong convo".
The Palmer Introduction in action:

"Yeah, I was awarded key to the city for that, all I really wanted was to make sure the baby was ok."
*BUMP*
"Oh hey, didn't see you there!"

or

"Hey man, did you see how cute that kitten was when I saved from a burning fire?"
*BUMP*
"Oh sorry! Wait you didnt hear that did you?"
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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