The Mons

America's newest psychedelic disco polka super-group.

Formed at the Monte' Carlo Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, the band have been on the cutting edge of the psychedelic disco polka craze since 1997.

Produced such groundbreaking albums as, "[Quif", "Burnt Out" and "The Underground Bootleg Live Interview".

"I waited 3 hours last night in the Velvet Tractor Room for a concert by The Mons only to find out the show had been canceled."

"When I got into their free groupie transportation vehicle, I had no idea it was one way.

The Mons by RevBrymo October 20, 2009

The Mons

Musical group formed in 1997 in Las Vegas

The Mons are musical genuises!

The Mons by Zephmo May 11, 2006

frosting the mons 

South florida slang term referring to the withdrawal technique during sexual intercourse. Immediately prior to ejaculation, the male withdraws and "blows his load" over the female's mons pubis, the anatomical region directly above the vagina, covered in pubic hair unless the female has recently waxed.

Most commonly encountered when sexual relations are ongoing, but early enough in the relationship that the female has not been taking her birth control pills long enough.

Jason: Hey Kenny- how are things going with you and that girl Kathy?

Kenny: Pretty good- we've been slammin for a bit now- Still frosting the mons though.

Jason: Still waiting for the pill to kick in?

Kenny: Yup- only 1 more week to go

frosting the mons by schmuckaneers June 23, 2009

the monster that ate everybody

In the simpsons episode, a movie that homer and bart were watching at the drive-in theater.

Actress: You mean, it ate Patrick too?
Actor: (mysteriously) It ate everybody.
Actress: What about Erika?
Homer and Bart: (exasperated) It ate everybody!!!
Homer: stupid

the monster that ate everybody by ItAteEverybody December 11, 2004

hide the monster 

This is a slang term for the act of having sex.
inserting the penis in the vagina aka hiding the monster

hey what did you two do last nite.
oh we went down in the basement and played hide the monster.

hide the monster by [e-mail] January 24, 2008

Wrath of the Monster 

a bunch of dumb kids making a comedy skit for health class.

"Hey rick, have you seen that 'Wrath of the Monster' on Mike the Scientists channel?"
"No, what is it?"
"Oh just dumb kids doing a comedy skit for health class"

Wrath of the Monster by colstheballs May 2, 2019

shake the monster

To pee, take a leak. Implying that you have a large penis.

I'll be right back fellas, I've gotta go and shake the monster.

shake the monster by hankthefourth March 8, 2021