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To have diarrhea after eating at the fast food chain Arbys. To go to the bathroom and evacuate your bowels in liquid beef and cheddar form.

It can also be used if you have a lot of belly pain and have to go constantly to the bathroom after
Man that beef and cheddar from Arbys last night gave me the meats. I'm going to have to stay home and work from the toilet tomorrow.
The meats by PseudAwesonym September 9, 2015
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the pits, the worst, unfortunate, a shame, regrettable
your bike got stolen? that's the meats, man.
the meats by Steven James Aguilar August 22, 2005

have the meats 

A more cultured way of saying that a business (usually a chain) carries products of good quality under the category they specialize in. Taken from fast food chain Arby’s slogan: “we have the meats”. Can also be “had” or “has” depending on sentence being in past, present, or future tense.
“Don’t get me a gift card to Home Depot. Get me one to Lowe’s instead, because Lowe’s has the meats.”

“I think we can all agree that Arby’s does NOT have the meats, unless we’re talking about their roast beef.”

“Blockbuster had the meats back in the day. It’s really sad that they closed down.”

we have the meats 

The slogan of Arby's. It means they serve meat stuff.
Arby's! We have the meats!
we have the meats by BigBoi Gaming January 1, 2021

to the meats 

drunken to the point of rabidity, like a wild animal.
OMG did you see Sheila grab my junk last night at the bar?! She was fuckin' to the MEATS!
to the meats by frownclown September 24, 2009

Smoke the meats 

Smoking the meats is when you have to shit but you still fart but don’t pass it.
No matter how much fiber I get, I can’t seem to do more than smoke the meats

I have your hot lunch coming after drop some bbq on this brisket and smoke the meats awhile .
Smoke the meats by Pro skills February 7, 2020

she has the meats

When her pussy looks like a sandwich you'd get at Arby's.
So how did Netflix and Chill go?

-Bro, she has the meats 😵
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