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Definitions by PseudAwesonym

Hawaiian suck n push 

When you're squatting on the hotel toilet sucking his dick while you squeeze out the pork and poi from last night's luau.
Was giving him the old hawaiian suck n push when my kids walked in, And I had to explain this is the only way mommy can poop.
To have diarrhea after eating at the fast food chain Arbys. To go to the bathroom and evacuate your bowels in liquid beef and cheddar form.

It can also be used if you have a lot of belly pain and have to go constantly to the bathroom after
Man that beef and cheddar from Arbys last night gave me the meats. I'm going to have to stay home and work from the toilet tomorrow.
The meats by PseudAwesonym September 9, 2015

Fagitive 

the excessively and unnecessarily ornate words used by art fags to describe art.
Art fag: " well... I think that the erudite opulence is encapsulated by the idiosyncratic Defenestration of the black tones in this piece."

normal person: "stop using so many fagitives to describe the color black!"
Fagitive by PseudAwesonym January 22, 2011