The Manatee 

When a man and a woman go to a buffet and pig out until their belly's are poking out and they are uncomfortable. They then go home, turn on the heat, strip naked and engage in the most wild, uncomfomfortable and sweaty sex.

Chica #1: How was dinner last night with Julio?

Chica #2: Oh my goodness chica, we did The Manatee.

The Manatee by Julio Rumundo May 29, 2008

The Manatee Minute 

When two lovers are having sex and the man will just lay on top of the woman. Now their is no pelvic thrusting or humping required, just sensual eye contact. This should take about 1 minute if the two concentrate and their focus is not interrupted.

Bill: "Dude last night was so effing tiring with Meredith!"

Bob: "Why"

Bill: "Well, we were going hard for a while, and then I got tired. So we tried the Manatee minute. It worked like a charm."

The Manatee Minute by Flyhunter December 16, 2008

The Manatee Effect 

When Oneself Is So Substandard He/She Is Considered To Be Adorable And Or Attractive.

Hey That Judd Character Is Pretty Cute!
No See, He Just Has The Manatee Effect Goin For Him
The What?
Manatee Effect. When He Looks Like A Sloth From The Goonies, But Is Cute Because Of His Extensive Hideousness

Like A Manatee.

The Manatee Effect by Doucheon Mandick!! March 6, 2010

natatee the manatee 

a type of manatee that lives in the water (obviously)
a very very fat manatee

natatee the manatee holds a world record for fattest manatee

natatee the manatee by stqrry March 20, 2020

The Big Boss AKA the Manatee 

The Big Boss otherwise known as the Manatee is literally the strongest person on the planet. He can also scare anyone and is as fast as a fast car, so I'll leave the rest of it to your imagination. Also he can have you fed to bees. Nobody knows how he does it. Also hates commies.

"Hey, you don't want to mess with The Big Boss AKA the Manatee, or you'll end up fed to the bees"

"ARE YOU QUESTIONING THE MANATEE, YOU SHOULDN'T CAUSE HE'S AS FAST AS A FAST CAR"

The Big Boss AKA the Manatee by My Posses on Broadway February 28, 2014

Flopped the manatee 

when someone really messes up/makes a huge mistake

“Wow, he really flopped the manatee when he didn’t stop to ask for directions.”

Flopped the manatee by wplemony October 22, 2023

manatee school for the arts 

a school in palmetto, Florida. (i say this school is lit)

manatee school for the arts is in palmetto, Florida

manatee school for the arts by camcorder December 5, 2017