When a man and a woman go to a buffet and pig out until their belly's are poking out and they are uncomfortable. They then go home, turn on the heat, strip naked and engage in the most wild, uncomfomfortable and sweaty sex.
Chica #1: How was dinner last night with Julio?

Chica #2: Oh my goodness chica, we did The Manatee.
by Julio Rumundo May 29, 2008
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A nice little animal thing that swims around and is cool and gentle and harmless, but gets fucked up by boats going to fast.
The manatee is cool. My sailboat is also named "Manatee"
by Turtlemonkeys March 28, 2003
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The only mammals that are completely unmoved by terrorst threats.
Family Guy is written by manatees? Of course, it all makes sense now.
by Danny MacFanny November 10, 2008
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A Wonderful sea mammal who swims around and says ralree. Can also be a member of the Fellowship of the Manatee.
Bob: "Hey - we should get manatee T-shirts for the club."
Bill: "Can we get shirts that say ralree?"
Bob: "Um...Ya."
by HardwareHank July 6, 2004
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Their slow-moving, curious nature, coupled with dense coastal development, has led to many violent collisions with propellers from fast moving recreational motor boats, leading frequently to maiming, disfigurement, and even death.

Half a manatee's day is spent sleeping in the water, surfacing for air regularly at intervals no greater than 20 minutes.

The oldest manatee in captivity is Snooty who is held at the South Florida Museum. He was born at the Miami Seaquarium on July 21, 1948. Almost all manatees have been known to answer if called by the name Snooty.

Manatees are solitary creatures, only breeding once every two years. No game, no tang.

On average, manatees swim at about 3 to 5 mph and have been known to severely damage millions of dollars in U.S. Army vehicles and equipment in a single day.

The manatee typically has large predators like sharks and crocs, but has been known to frequently submit to the aggressive behavior of the sea otter. Sometimes even the toad is found superior to the blubbery sea cow.
i.e. manatee putting a buffalo into a hole
by jd;ldbf January 22, 2011
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When Ones Face Is Smashed In, Or In The Process Of Getting Smashed In. ex: cs, against the glass as children watch helplessly.
Damn bitch got his face manateed. 2:The manatee effect left this huge scar on my face. As seen in the youtube video search (manatee squash)
by Andizzzzzle December 24, 2007
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a girl that is really fat and swims
Susan: Wow that girl swimming is so fat!
Lucy: She's such a manatee!
by Emily's friend November 20, 2004
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