The malt
The act of killing someone and putting them in the woods. Two weeks later you and your buddy go find it. One of them puts their mouth around the box and the other one jumps on her stomach
Words you can keep
give her the malt
give her the malt by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005
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The Chocolate Malt
I was fucking Desiree in the ass and busted in her ass, she then shit in a bowl and then ate it with a spoon making it The Chocolate Malt
The Chocolate Malt by drunknhi May 12, 2009
The Malthe
The Malthe is when you are having sexual intercoarse with a man and all of a sudden he starts to put toothpaste on his dick. He then starts to chew on is dick to eat the toothpaste.
The Malthe by KneeGrow44 September 17, 2021
The Malteser
This is the process in which one day you eat plenty of hot food, then the following day you have a hot bath to make your balls saggy, fill the toilet with toilet paper and then have a shit. You then flush the toilet and because of the toilet paper blocking it, the poo rises and surrounds your ball sack making it look like a malteser.
The Malteser by Pooeychooeylooey November 19, 2016
The Malthe
The Malthe by White salami69 September 17, 2021
The Maltempus Effect
An effect where the quality of a group or community deteriorates the longer you stay a part of it.
You think a community is awesome and flawless when you first join it, but as you stay longer and learn about it's wrongdoings, you begin to understand how flawed the server is. This will happen until you either accept the group for what it is, or leave it in disgust.
You think a community is awesome and flawless when you first join it, but as you stay longer and learn about it's wrongdoings, you begin to understand how flawed the server is. This will happen until you either accept the group for what it is, or leave it in disgust.
Friend: Hey, are you still a part of that one Minecraft server?
Me: Not anymore.
Friend: What? I thought you loved that server.
Me: Yea, until I realized how toxic the moderators were.
Friend: Must be The Maltempus Effect at play.
Me: Not anymore.
Friend: What? I thought you loved that server.
Me: Yea, until I realized how toxic the moderators were.
Friend: Must be The Maltempus Effect at play.
The Maltempus Effect by D.E.E.M.M.3 September 26, 2020
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