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The lense

When you cum in a woman's eye and spit on it at the same time and acts as an eye lense and her vision becomes blurry so you proceed to put contact lenses above the lens layer.
Connor: Guess what dude! Rebecca let me do the lense on her
by bigdaddybrozo February 24, 2021
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Lense the goblin

Lense the goblin is an ugly ass mofo who lost out on 1€
LENSE IS A GOBLIN
Goblin - ugly ass mofo
by mittekeegi January 18, 2022
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sign the lease

1)to start a relationship; in the sense of a commitment 2)To have sex with someone
Person A: "dude you have been all over that girl for like two weeks."
Person B: "Dude i know i'm bout to sign the lease"
Person A: "your a fucking retard, word"

Person A: "yo that bitch is bangin! you gonna sign the lease on her tonight?"
Person B: "hell yeah mother fucker i'm gonna hit that to China."
Person A: "Oh shit, basesloaded
by crackmoka December 28, 2005
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off the lease

Referring to something that someone does that causes them to be removed from there semi-permanent position.
Sally: “He went into my DVR and deleted my saved Alias Episodes!”

Larry: “He's so off the lease

Sally: “you know it... were done!”
by SpinJared July 3, 2005
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THE LOW PRICE LENDER

a 40 something year old Mortgage Broker in Layton, Utah who specializes in FHA, VA, and Conventional loans at great rates and low closing costs
I needed a mortgage and "The Low Price Lender" hooked me up
by LaytonLender March 8, 2010
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