The lense 

When you cum in a woman's eye and spit on it at the same time and acts as an eye lense and her vision becomes blurry so you proceed to put contact lenses above the lens layer.

Connor: Guess what dude! Rebecca let me do the lense on her

The lense by bigdaddybrozo February 24, 2021

Lense the goblin 

GOBLIN LMAOOOO

Lense the goblin is an ugly ass mofo who lost out on 1€
LENSE IS A GOBLIN
Goblin - ugly ass mofo

Lense the goblin by mittekeegi January 18, 2022

sign the lease 

1)to start a relationship; in the sense of a commitment 2)To have sex with someone

Person A: "dude you have been all over that girl for like two weeks."
Person B: "Dude i know i'm bout to sign the lease"
Person A: "your a fucking retard, word"

Person A: "yo that bitch is bangin! you gonna sign the lease on her tonight?"
Person B: "hell yeah mother fucker i'm gonna hit that to China."
Person A: "Oh shit, basesloaded

sign the lease by crackmoka December 28, 2005

off the lease

Referring to something that someone does that causes them to be removed from there semi-permanent position.

Sally: “He went into my DVR and deleted my saved Alias Episodes!”

Larry: “He's so off the lease”

Sally: “you know it... were done!”

off the lease by SpinJared July 3, 2005

United States Of America Was Lended The Word Of "Pisces" For Hellstroms <Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak> From The Country Of Sweden 

United States Of America Was Lended The Word Of "Pisces" For Hellstroms <Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak> From The Country Of Sweden

United States Of America Was Lended The Word Of "Pisces" For Hellstroms <Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak> From The Country Of Sweden

United States Of America Was Lended The Word Of "Pisces" For Hellstroms <Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak> From The Country Of Sweden by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

THE LOW PRICE LENDER 

a 40 something year old Mortgage Broker in Layton, Utah who specializes in FHA, VA, and Conventional loans at great rates and low closing costs

I needed a mortgage and "The Low Price Lender" hooked me up

THE LOW PRICE LENDER by LaytonLender March 8, 2010