The kangaroo

When you nut but you shove it in her asshole and make her walk around carrying your kids
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The kangaroo

A sex fetish or position in which the male has a wooden spoon and fondles the females bossom while softly rubbing the spoon agaisnt her vagina while porring ranch dressing all over the bed
Guy 1: dude look at that chick she is hot
Guy 2: yeah id like to do the kangaroo with her.
by Petra Beaus April 30, 2007
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kangaroo

What we Australians use or ride to get from A to B.
My kangaroo was so slow on the way to school today, it felt like i was riding a koala.
by Scott Graham June 05, 2005
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Kangarooing

Kangarooing is using overly academic language to try and explain or discuss concepts to someone who may or may not have a background in academia. Kangarooing happens often in activist circles where middle class college educated people will speak in overly academic language, assuming that the rest of the group is also college educated and can understand them.

Kangarooing is also used to obfuscate or obscure the point in an attempt to trick the victim into agreeing with something they may not understand, so that they don't seem stupid.

The term is a reference to an episode of the sitcom "Friends" wherein Joey wrote a letter using the thesaurus section on Microsoft Word for every single word and signed the letter as "Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani".
Judith: "That the power regimes of heterosexism and phallogocentrism seek to augment themselves through a constant repetition of their logic, their metaphysic, and their naturalized ontologies does not imply that repetition itself ought to be stopped—as if it could be."

Megan: "Stop kangarooing and explain in standard English please"
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kangaroo

Guy: "my favorite animal is a kangaroo; it's basically a giant rabbit that can KICK YOUR ASS!"
by kn8 2.0 May 19, 2009
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kangarooed

To get drunk, high, and buzzed all at once
hey wanna get kangarooed with me and linsey tomorrow
by _giggles_247 November 28, 2018
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Kangaroo

Kangaroo is the 13th zodiac sign.The dates of that zodiac sign are currently unknown as the only known Kangaroo is Rebenciuc who keeps his birth date secret.Yet we only knows one Kangaroo we know for sure that it is by far the best zodiac sign.It is superior in every single aspect to the other signs.Also,Kangaroos tend to be really fat,have weird fetishes on feet like Cezar Petru Popescu and have crushes on girls who are 50-60 years younger than them.
That guy is mainstream...he can't be a Kangaroo.He must be a libra though.
by Aurel Magicianu' May 08, 2019
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