the kangaroo

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pulling your nutsac up an covering the shaft of the penis so the head is poking out so that it resembles a head of a kangaroo poking out of the pouch

using the kangaroo is worth 3 kicks in the fag game

the kangaroo by pandabear_corral_285 October 4, 2008

Words you can keep

The kangaroo

When you nut but you shove it in her asshole and make her walk around carrying your kids

Ima make you do the kangaroo

The kangaroo by Boogiewitabag March 7, 2019

The kangaroo

A sex fetish or position in which the male has a wooden spoon and fondles the females bossom while softly rubbing the spoon agaisnt her vagina while porring ranch dressing all over the bed

Guy 1: dude look at that chick she is hot
Guy 2: yeah id like to do the kangaroo with her.

The kangaroo by Petra Beaus May 12, 2007

The kangaroo

When a guy jumps into a woman's pussy constantly.

I'd do The kangaroo with her

The kangaroo by BiggusDiggus March 11, 2018

The kangaroo stance

A position where you violently jump (can be used for offence and defence)

I must Warn you I know the kangaroo stance

The kangaroo stance by Bigmantyrobe December 12, 2019

bleach the kangaroo skull

to masturbate. phrase especially popular in Australia.

I can't take it tonight. Chicks aren't digging me. I'm gonna head home, bleach the kangaroo skull, and call it an evening.

bleach the kangaroo skull by Mr. Dyche March 28, 2009

Salting the kangaroo

Getting a gullible person to believe you

I was salting the kangaroo when I convinced them the bowling ball wAs a soccer ball

Salting the kangaroo by Coach miller January 16, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026