The Jerk 

A really fucking stupid dance that makes people look really retarded.

Look at that dumb little retard doin' The Jerk

The Jerk by And Broken Bottles November 16, 2009

The Jerk Store Called, They're Running out of You! 

George Costanza's burn that he invented in response to a co-worker telling him that "Hey George the Ocean called, they are running out of shrimp" He thinks it is the greatest diss ever, but all his friends don't laugh at it

From the show Seinfeld

George: The Jerk Store called, They're running out of you!
Jerry, Kramer, and Elaine: Ehhhh

The Jerk Store Called, They're Running out of You! by Sinatrafan77 January 8, 2012

The Jerk Trap 

Rarely known as TJT, "The Jerk Trap" is a term that describes a common cycle people go through while watching internet pornography. The cycle starts when one is ready to "finish", but is determined that they can find a better video to do it on.

The video in the thumbnails seemed 10x better than the video I was watching, so I waited to view the new video. Next thing you know I did exactly that over and over, I've got eighty tabs open, It's an hour an a half later and my balls are blue. The Jerk Trap gets me every fucking time.

The Jerk Trap by GiddyWafffles June 7, 2011

The Jerk-Stun 

If you jerk off multiple times in a short period of time, you will most likely feel a strong stunning effect after the second or third time. This stunning effect is called The Jerk-Stun.

Dude why did you go to sleep early?
-Sorry, The Jerk-Stun knocked me out good.

The Jerk-Stun by LT.Squidgy May 17, 2019

Dump the Jerk

When a man masturbates whilst pooping.

"Oh man, Kimberly sent me a pic while I was on the toilet last night and it totally got me to dump the jerk."

"Nasty dude. That's my sister."

Dump the Jerk by Extra Bec April 14, 2010

The Jerkiest Jerk

The absolute gold medalist of obnoxious behavior. It refers to a person who isn't just rude, but consistently goes out of their way to be inconsiderate, selfish, or annoying. It is the "final boss" of jerks—someone who possesses a natural, twitchy talent for ruining everyone’s mood at once.

Person A: "I can't believe Kevin. He didn't just spoil the ending of the movie; he recorded our reactions and posted them online to make fun of us crying!"
Person B: "Wow. I knew he was mean, but that is next-level. He truly is the jerkiest jerk I’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting."

The Jerkiest Jerk by TheJerkies May 8, 2026

Am i the jerk?

The youtube channel that most frequently posts about drama, cheating, karens, and being punched beacuse they are rich; could also be a question asked to if they cid something bad

1. Have have you seen that channel” Am i the jerk?” channel its so cool!
2. Am i the jerk? for hitting my mom?

Am i the jerk? by Retro sukist December 24, 2022