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The Goofy 

To grab one’s ears and thrust your penis joyfully in their butt :). Once you’re about to ejaculate, you must whisper into the participant’s ear, “I dun Goofed! Hyuck!!”
Joyce: “Hey me and my boyfriend did The Goofy last night, and I think he stretched my ears along with my anus.”
Dhonna: “Super sick brother! 🤙🏿“
The Goofy by The Almighty Goofster September 3, 2018
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the goofy samurai 

His name is Toshiro Mifune, get it right. He is also one of my favorite actors.
Did you see Toshiro Mifune slice up 20 people in Sanjuro? That was sick.
the goofy samurai by blue_nova* June 25, 2004

the goofy samurai 

The goofy samurai, who was really the son of a farmer, in 'Seven Samurai'. In 'Hidden Fortress', he played a serious samurai. He was an excellent actor.
My favorite actor in Akira Kurosawa films is the goofy samurai.

the goofy samurai 

The goofy samurai, who was really the son of a farmer, in 'Seven Samurai'. In 'Hidden Fortress' he was a serious samurai. He was a terrific actor.
My favorite actor in Akira Kurosawa films is the goofy samurai.

The Goofy Movie 

An amazing movie about a father and his son
Did you see The Goofy Movie? It's really heartwarming.
The Goofy Movie by PissePant November 30, 2020

Slap the goofy

1. When someone is talking mad shit and you end up beating the shit out of them.
2. You beat someone so hard whatever they said about you is negated
Alex: you think you're so tough I'll kick the shit outta you.
Shawn: Shut the fuck up before I slap the goofy out of you.
Slap the goofy by YaBoiSpoon June 7, 2019

Off the goofy 

When you pop the molly and you go silly
My mans off the goofy in this bitch
Off the goofy by AlderDice October 14, 2021
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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