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A ridiculously dope song by chicago rapper common, featuring kanye west, originally appearing live on chappelle's show.
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The Food Reviewer
The Food Reviewer (aka TFR) is an obese white teenager who "reviews" food. He is a world-renowned professional food critic, and has spent almost his entire life in culinary school. He was brought into the food business by Paula Surette, owner and CEO of Cakes By Paula. He creates youtube videos where he "reviews" food, and decides whether or not "It's a buy" after using his amazing taste skills to test the food. His culinary abilities put Bobby Flay and Paula Dean to shame. His most notable video is probably the Fruit Gushers review which has unfortunately been removed from his account. His videos have become highly popular, not because of their educational food information, but rather because of the humor of a fat boy reviewing junk food. I highly recommend his videos if you want to learn about the tastiness of Entenmann's Chocolate Donuts or if you simply want to laugh.
A typical clip from the food reviewer
"Ok, today I'm going to review fruit gushers"
*Inserts gushers into mouth*
"mmm"
"It's definitely a buy"
"Ok, today I'm going to review fruit gushers"
*Inserts gushers into mouth*
"mmm"
"It's definitely a buy"
The Food Reviewer by noap July 4, 2012
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The Food Game
A game typically played by blue collar tradesman in which one person is the "feeder" and the other is the "taster". The feeder is usually of higher standing (a journeymen) and the taster is generally lower (apprentice). The feeder will flatuate in the taster's face while the taster deeply inhales. The taster must then guess what the feeder had for dinner the following evening . This is sometimes an out from completing basic apprenticeship duties such as cleanup, carrying tools, locking tool boxes, etc.
Journeyman: "i wont make you take trash today if you win at the food game"
Apprentice: "fuck yeah, say less! I never lose at the food game"
Apprentice: "fuck yeah, say less! I never lose at the food game"
The Food Game by SquarebodDaD August 31, 2022
The Food Network
A TV station for stay-at-home moms, aspiring chefs, and stoners. Also a favorite of broke college students.
The Food Network by funinthesun December 21, 2008
the food network
a channel dedicated to food and cooking shows, but as proven by Randy Marsh on South Park the food network also doubles as a porn channel
ex.1
T.v.: "look at how the meat just falls off the bone"
Randy Marsh: aww fuck yeah thats hot *grabs blanket and proceeds to fap.
Ex.2
"I wasn't fapping to the food network
T.v.: "look at how the meat just falls off the bone"
Randy Marsh: aww fuck yeah thats hot *grabs blanket and proceeds to fap.
Ex.2
"I wasn't fapping to the food network
the food network by forever a nerd January 8, 2011
The Food Tent Effect
When two people exit a room and enter another to get away from the rest of a group, people will follow them into the formerly empty room and draw in a crowd; this is often to the dismay of the first two individuals.
The Food Tent Effect by k squared July 2, 2014
The Food Cycle
Having a fancy over a particular snack for a certain period of time; when your boredom of that previous snack takes over; you begin to choose another particular different snack for a certain period of time and so forth in a cycle...
The Food Cycle by food whore January 28, 2021
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