The Food 

A ridiculously dope song by chicago rapper common, featuring kanye west, originally appearing live on chappelle's show.

"Yeah, it's been a long time comin, but you know what they say kanye, slow motion better than no motion". - The Food.

The Food by nick886 May 11, 2009

The Food Reviewer 

The Food Reviewer (aka TFR) is an obese white teenager who "reviews" food. He is a world-renowned professional food critic, and has spent almost his entire life in culinary school. He was brought into the food business by Paula Surette, owner and CEO of Cakes By Paula. He creates youtube videos where he "reviews" food, and decides whether or not "It's a buy" after using his amazing taste skills to test the food. His culinary abilities put Bobby Flay and Paula Dean to shame. His most notable video is probably the Fruit Gushers review which has unfortunately been removed from his account. His videos have become highly popular, not because of their educational food information, but rather because of the humor of a fat boy reviewing junk food. I highly recommend his videos if you want to learn about the tastiness of Entenmann's Chocolate Donuts or if you simply want to laugh.

A typical clip from the food reviewer

"Ok, today I'm going to review fruit gushers"
*Inserts gushers into mouth*
"mmm"
"It's definitely a buy"

The Food Reviewer by noap July 4, 2012

The Food Game

A game typically played by blue collar tradesman in which one person is the "feeder" and the other is the "taster". The feeder is usually of higher standing (a journeymen) and the taster is generally lower (apprentice). The feeder will flatuate in the taster's face while the taster deeply inhales. The taster must then guess what the feeder had for dinner the following evening . This is sometimes an out from completing basic apprenticeship duties such as cleanup, carrying tools, locking tool boxes, etc.

Journeyman: "i wont make you take trash today if you win at the food game"

Apprentice: "fuck yeah, say less! I never lose at the food game"

The Food Game by SquarebodDaD August 31, 2022

The Food Network

A TV station for stay-at-home moms, aspiring chefs, and stoners. Also a favorite of broke college students.

Carla: I'm so hungry!

Marrissa: Maybe you should quit watching the Food Network then.

The Food Network by funinthesun December 21, 2008

the food network

a channel dedicated to food and cooking shows, but as proven by Randy Marsh on South Park the food network also doubles as a porn channel

ex.1

T.v.: "look at how the meat just falls off the bone"
Randy Marsh: aww fuck yeah thats hot *grabs blanket and proceeds to fap.

Ex.2
"I wasn't fapping to the food network

the food network by forever a nerd January 8, 2011

The Food Tent Effect 

When two people exit a room and enter another to get away from the rest of a group, people will follow them into the formerly empty room and draw in a crowd; this is often to the dismay of the first two individuals.

"Why did everyone follow us in here?"
"It's the Food Tent Effect, bro."

The Food Tent Effect by k squared July 2, 2014

The Food Cycle 

Having a fancy over a particular snack for a certain period of time; when your boredom of that previous snack takes over; you begin to choose another particular different snack for a certain period of time and so forth in a cycle...

The food cycle occurred within me and now I have kitkats

The Food Cycle by food whore January 28, 2021