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The Firecracker 

1. When the ass cheeks are clenched on a hard seat, gastric gases exit the sphincter and create a firecracker-like sound.

2. When the ass is on a wooden chair and you expel a fart and the fart creeps up the clenched ass crack, it makes a popping noise that resembles that of a firecracker.
Today in 2nd period, I totally lit the firecracker and everyone heard.
The Firecracker by Pflug-Dimond November 6, 2010
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The Firecracker 

When you stick a molotov cocktail and a firework in your urethra and engage in intercourse with someone, then when you unload, it detonates the firework and the molotov shatters inside.
"Yeah, my and my girl did The Firecracker last night. I think she's unhappy.
The Firecracker by not_imallexxlads December 30, 2020

The Dutch Firecracker 

When you have a partner of Dutch decent (man or woman) lay down on a bed of nails in doggy style. The other partner (Has to not be of Dutch decent) places a firecracker into the partners anus and rubs their nuts so much till they groan and when they groan you light it with a match and cover the firecracker and anus with your mouth.
"Im going to have a great time tonight doing The Dutch Firecracker to my hot mistress at home"

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. 

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae

Boom goes the fire cracker 

While my wife was blowing me I yelled, "Boom goes the fire cracker!" When my cum juice squirted in her mouth.
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026