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The Firecracker

1. When the ass cheeks are clenched on a hard seat, gastric gases exit the sphincter and create a firecracker-like sound.

2. When the ass is on a wooden chair and you expel a fart and the fart creeps up the clenched ass crack, it makes a popping noise that resembles that of a firecracker.
Today in 2nd period, I totally lit the firecracker and everyone heard.
by Pflug-Dimond November 6, 2010
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Shazaamable

1. When an individuals musical tunes have been cranked to the max, the Shazzam app then becomes effective from afar.

2. When music is so loud, it is heard clearly across a vast distance or through walls.
After bitching about our music, the people next door turned theirs up to the point of being shazaamable.
by Pflug-Dimond November 1, 2010
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