Definitions by Pflug-Dimond
The Firecracker
1. When the ass cheeks are clenched on a hard seat, gastric gases exit the sphincter and create a firecracker-like sound.
2. When the ass is on a wooden chair and you expel a fart and the fart creeps up the clenched ass crack, it makes a popping noise that resembles that of a firecracker.
2. When the ass is on a wooden chair and you expel a fart and the fart creeps up the clenched ass crack, it makes a popping noise that resembles that of a firecracker.
The Firecracker by Pflug-Dimond November 6, 2010
Shazaamable
1. When an individuals musical tunes have been cranked to the max, the Shazzam app then becomes effective from afar.
2. When music is so loud, it is heard clearly across a vast distance or through walls.
2. When music is so loud, it is heard clearly across a vast distance or through walls.
After bitching about our music, the people next door turned theirs up to the point of being shazaamable.
Shazaamable by Pflug-Dimond November 1, 2010