The Expendables

A film that has so much kickassery and so many explosions, you barely know whats going on nor care about the story line. All you know apon leaving the cinema is that you just watched something truely awesome and that you now need a gym membership... and a knife... and a tattoo. i vaguely remember there being Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Terry Crew and basically every other action man you can imagine... and some wrestlers.

'hey man you seen The Expendables?'

'yeah man that shits awesome, why do you think im in the gym?

by Dick Tricklers December 15, 2010

The Expendables

Geoff Weers, Adam Patterson, Raul Bianchi, and Ryan DeMars.
4 extremely hot guys that play awesome music. From Santa Cruz, CA.

Listen to The Expendables... because they fucken rock!
Visit: www.theexpendables.net
Geoff Weers is hot, and he is from The Expendables.

by Sarah April 25, 2005

The Expendabalds

The Expendabalds are an elite group of bald Tobys conceived to root out and destroy enemies of his High Holiness, Lord Teezus. Operating under the stewardship of TFlowerFitness himself, the Expendabalds' wide array of skills includes assassinations, espionage, Government destabalisation and marauding females. In 2023, following outcry from Iron Popat that the group liked diversity, the Expendabalds recruited Toberella into their ranks. She has over 200 confirmed kills to date, and has seduced and secured information from some of the world's most powerful men.

If you see a member of the Expendabalds in public, it is a surefire sign that chaos is soon to erupt. Avoid engaging with them unless absolutely necessary. Your best and only hope of survival is to hide and pray they don't find you.

Jeepers Batman, it's the Expendabalds!

by PureSwift074 April 13, 2023