An alternative list of sexual encounters. The people added to this type of list usually consist of superstars, etc. Basically people you'll never get the chance to have raw animal like sex with.
If an opporttunity to have a sexual encounter were to arise with Van Disel, I would let him pump me full of premium disel.
(n.) The visible, superficial crust of reality where the majority of human interaction takes place. It is the grid built out of standard programming, routine transactions, clocks, and social expectations—where people operate purely from their masks because they are too afraid of the stillness required to look deeper. It runs on the false assumption that what can be physically measured or seen on the surface is all that exists, completely deaf to the baseline currents running beneath it.
He's too trapped in the default layer to see what's actually happening; he just looks at the surface metrics and misses the whole point.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'