The Dawg

A person with the attributes of having a foul stench, having no intellect and insufficient hygeine. Can be used as an insult against someone who has a peculiar aroma or appearance.

By muttering the words 'smegma smegma on the wall whos the smeggiest of them all' it is possible to summon the spirit of The Dawg. Be careful though, only 2 sightings have been reported and both who performed the ritual had been touched inappropriately by an unseen force. Proceed at your own risk.

Goodness The Dawg's stench today is rather strong.
You smell/look like The Dawg

The Dawg by bbfbfbdhjsjcoefoef November 14, 2025

Off the dawg 

Off the chain, the chain is off the dawg (dog) therefore, the "dog"is on the loose. I.e. Can mean anything that is either Wild,
Out of control, low down, a no good act or good intention, unspeakably so- absurd or unprecedented in a clowning way.

"Look how much this shit costs!? They came off The dawg!.."

Off the dawg by FHATPAK November 21, 2019

Bunning the dawg 

The act of warming up your cold and clammy pinky toe in someone else’s belly button without prior warning.

“Woke up the morning after to her bunning the dawg…I think I’m in love.”

Bunning the dawg by getbitches420 December 1, 2022

off the dawg 

Off the chain, the chain is off the dawg (dog) therefore, the "dog"is on the loose. Can kean anything that is either Wild,
Out of control, low down, a no good act or good intention, unspeakably so- absurd or unprecedented in a clowning way.

"Look how much this shit costs!? They came off The dawg.."

off the dawg by FHATPAK November 21, 2019

Scuppers the Sailor Dawg 

A bad ass, mo fo, biatch from the kid's book Scuppers the Sailor Dog by Margret Wise Brown who sails the deep green sea having many righteous adventures.

Scuppers the Sailor Dawg popped a cap in yo pirate ass.

Scuppers the Sailor Dawg by Bin Der Dun Dat October 17, 2008

The Blind Dawg 

a.k.a 'The Bleend Daawg'

'The Blind Dawg' was the freakish love child of the two great gaming personas 'The Blind Man' and 'The Dawg'. When these two gamertags became one, the result was epic pwnage beyond belief, the likes of which xbox live users had never seen before. A master of the online gaming world. When encountered, 'The Blind Dawg' will without fail inflict nothing but pure pwnage upon all n00bs, hax0rs, and anyone who has ever used the word 'LOL' in a real life situation.

during Halo 3 online..

level 50 player: dude i just played the blind dawg on team snipes!

gamers friend: how did you do??

SCOREBOARD:

The Blind Dawg...50
everyone else.......0

The Blind Dawg by alphage July 12, 2009

The Ho-Dawg

An activity for you and your female partner. Raise your index finger, thumb, and pinky (as a surfer type might). Then it's hours of fun with one in the "pink and two in the stink".

I was bored watching the Mets so me and the Mrs did the Ho-Dawg.

The Ho-Dawg by H-Dawg June 1, 2012