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The Cuban 

A sexual act which occurs after bringing your favorite whore to sloppy, dripping orgasm...you pull your cum covered meat stick out and spread her love juice on a piece of toasted cuban bread topped with ham, pork, swiss cheese and pickles while shouting, "Hora de la cena, perra"
My let me give her the Cuban the other night. It was amazing.
The Cuban by TheMilesLong1 September 25, 2020

The Cuban Outsider 

Nickname given to Dwayne Wade
wow that was a deep shot by the Cuban Outsider
The Cuban Outsider by Kody Wade November 19, 2009

The Cuban Dance 

A sexual technique, made famous by adult actress and model Abella Anderson. With her on top, she moves her hips as in a Latin dance, the twisting and turning and rotation providing unique stimulation. Abella Anderson is Cuban-American.
Man 1: I had an amazing time with her last night.

Man 2: Did she do the Cuban Dance for you?
The Cuban Dance by Adsmd August 19, 2018

The Cuban Treatment 

To get stufpified drunk and punch a hole in a wall, only to cover it with a Cuban flag. Used as a common threat to a person.
"Dude Masen was so plastered last night, he gave Calvin the Cuban Treatment last night!"
The Cuban Treatment by Forestman March 19, 2010

The Cuban Missile Crisis

This is a very specific situation when you are in a meeting at work with just one too many cups of coffee. You need to get out of there but don’t know what to do.
Jimbo, my man, they called a meeting just after my second pot of coffee. It was a brutal two hours. I was sweating the whole time and a little even came out on the drawers. You’ve been there. It was the classic case of The Cuban Missile Crisis! Fuck

The Cuban Link 

A sexual act where you put four fingers in a vagina and the thumb in the ass. Once in you press aginst the vaginial and anal wall making a clapse.
I hand this female by the cuban link last night!
The Cuban Link by MrBagel June 30, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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