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The Cuban
A sexual act which occurs after bringing your favorite whore to sloppy, dripping orgasm...you pull your cum covered meat stick out and spread her love juice on a piece of toasted cuban bread topped with ham, pork, swiss cheese and pickles while shouting, "Hora de la cena, perra"
The Cuban by TheMilesLong1 September 25, 2020
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The Cuban Outsider
The Cuban Outsider by Kody Wade November 19, 2009
The Cuban Dance
A sexual technique, made famous by adult actress and model Abella Anderson. With her on top, she moves her hips as in a Latin dance, the twisting and turning and rotation providing unique stimulation. Abella Anderson is Cuban-American.
The Cuban Dance by Adsmd August 19, 2018
The Cuban Treatment
To get stufpified drunk and punch a hole in a wall, only to cover it with a Cuban flag. Used as a common threat to a person.
The Cuban Treatment by Forestman March 19, 2010
The Cuban Missile Crisis
This is a very specific situation when you are in a meeting at work with just one too many cups of coffee. You need to get out of there but don’t know what to do.
Jimbo, my man, they called a meeting just after my second pot of coffee. It was a brutal two hours. I was sweating the whole time and a little even came out on the drawers. You’ve been there. It was the classic case of The Cuban Missile Crisis! Fuck
The Cuban Missile Crisis by Larry and Rex and Benny September 26, 2018
The Cuban Link
A sexual act where you put four fingers in a vagina and the thumb in the ass. Once in you press aginst the vaginial and anal wall making a clapse.
The Cuban Link by MrBagel June 30, 2022
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