The chimpanzee 

When you make a girl sit on her knees and finger herself with both hands whilst sucking you off

Hey did you hear about last night? Brad made his wife, Angelina, do the chimpanzee and now she’s divorcing him and taking all their kids

The chimpanzee by Dixieland grandad haver November 23, 2018

The Chimpanzee 

A way of jacking off.
It is performed while hanging upside down from a tree.
The goal is to not accidentally nut in your face.

Joe: I blew a load into my mouth while I was doing the chimpanzee yesterday
Chad: My brudda that's insane

The Chimpanzee by mypeenfat August 16, 2020

The Chimpanzee Stratagee 

The Chimpanzee Stratagee is a war tactic where you send in Chimpanzee's with guns most commonly used for them are Ak-47's as it is an easy and cheap weapon meaning losing one is barely touched in your militaries budget.

"Ahh shit hey commander they are doing The Chimpanzee Stratagee

The Chimpanzee Stratagee by Commander Chimp February 3, 2021

Jambo the chimpanzee 

A terrifying ultra ripped hairless chimpanzee that lives in the twycross zoo

Jambo the chimpanzee be looking like an escaped SCP

Jambo the chimpanzee by Funny ape June 27, 2022

put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit 

Chimpanzees are notorious for throwing their feces and ejaculate around. Putting on the rocky road chimpanzee suit is when a person is covered with every single bodily fluid available.

That blind date was such a psycho. All he wanted to do was put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit. There was piss and blood everywhere!

put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit by Patick O'Neil January 22, 2006

The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}.

The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}. by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025