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the cartoon defense 

The defense of an action because it occurred in a cartoon.
Nothing is a serious issue if it previously was featured in a cartoon, in that case the action is clearly meant to be all fun and games, and if you disagree you suck.
I wasn't harassing and stalking that woman, Pepe le Pew does it all the time.
Classic use of the Cartoon Defense.
the cartoon defense by James Dracon February 7, 2013

The Canton Cannoli 

When you stick a cannoli around your penis and your partner (male or female) cleans off the cannoli with their mouth, leading to a creamy adventure.
Hey, I have an extra cannoli, wanna spice it up and do the Canton Cannoli?

The Canton 

The act of being unwillingly sodomized by a so-called friend
my first night in prison, I was introduced to the CANTON
The Canton by Jh007 June 27, 2024

The Canton 

The act of being unwillingly sodomized by a so-called friend
on my first night in prison, I was introduced to the CANTON
The Canton by Jh007 June 27, 2024

The Demented Cartoon Movie 

A very funny internet cartoon involving stick figures that are always getting killed by different spontaneous misfortunes.
The Demented Cartoon Movie is about even less than Seinfeld.

Winner of the milk carton photo shoot. 

Person you want to go away by any means needed.
That jerk is the proud winner of the milk carton photo shoot.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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