The casto 

Someone who gets invited to come to the orient for a mish and ends up trying to tune jailbait at the reached destination, dogging his mates.

Ryan is doing the casto in the back of the 60.

The casto by Fum January 5, 2019

the cartoon defense 

The defense of an action because it occurred in a cartoon.
Nothing is a serious issue if it previously was featured in a cartoon, in that case the action is clearly meant to be all fun and games, and if you disagree you suck.

I wasn't harassing and stalking that woman, Pepe le Pew does it all the time.
Classic use of the Cartoon Defense.

the cartoon defense by James Dracon February 7, 2013

The Canton Cannoli 

When you stick a cannoli around your penis and your partner (male or female) cleans off the cannoli with their mouth, leading to a creamy adventure.

Hey, I have an extra cannoli, wanna spice it up and do the Canton Cannoli?

The Canton Cannoli by bigthiccenergy January 27, 2022

The Canton 

The act of being unwillingly sodomized by a so-called friend

my first night in prison, I was introduced to the CANTON

The Canton by Jh007 June 27, 2024

The Canton 

The act of being unwillingly sodomized by a so-called friend

on my first night in prison, I was introduced to the CANTON

The Canton by Jh007 June 27, 2024

The Demented Cartoon Movie 

A very funny internet cartoon involving stick figures that are always getting killed by different spontaneous misfortunes.

The Demented Cartoon Movie is about even less than Seinfeld.

The Demented Cartoon Movie by gold dust May 18, 2005

Winner of the milk carton photo shoot. 

Person you want to go away by any means needed.

That jerk is the proud winner of the milk carton photo shoot.

Winner of the milk carton photo shoot. by localsirloco March 19, 2010