the burrito
when you and your homie try to become a human burrito with one blanket, in an empty house at 12:44am. the idea is to roll together and become one burrito.
the burrito by dr. smiski November 8, 2019
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The Burrito Supreme
When you're getting so horny that you cut a burrito in half and fuck the burrito while inside a vagina/butthole.
Person: Dude were you at the orgy at Taco Bell last night?
Person 2: Yes bro it was so crazy I gave this girl The Burrito Supreme
Person 2: Yes bro it was so crazy I gave this girl The Burrito Supreme
The Burrito Supreme by NippleChan69 August 31, 2018
Burying the Burrito
Burying the Burrito is most commonly heard in the following way " You can bury your burrito if you buy me a mojito"
Burying the Burrito by DragonWaxer October 8, 2013
Choking the burrito
When someone squeezes their penis tightly in hopes to have it fit into a tight hole that naturally developed in a wall.
George thought that choking the burrito would help him become intimate with a hole that appeared in the wall, directly in his view as he sat on the toilet taking a shit.
Choking the burrito by Neeomboo March 27, 2019
too much guac in the burrito
an awkward situation
Hey Sebastian, How was that party last night?
Ahh...dude, way too much guac in the burrito, cause Cindy was there.
Ooooh, that sucks.
Ahh...dude, way too much guac in the burrito, cause Cindy was there.
Ooooh, that sucks.
too much guac in the burrito by Wiggity-Wiggity April 11, 2007
The bigger the asshole the bigger the burrito
Once you eat a big ass burrito with beans and shit you’re going to take a fat ass shit only cuz we’re rich. But it means you have a big asshole. We’re rich as fuck it doesn’t even matter. I’m actually going to throw up in your car. I can’t wait to take a fat shit. I’m rich as hell.
The bigger the asshole the bigger the burrito by Alexissena123 November 8, 2019
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"