the burrito

when you and your homie try to become a human burrito with one blanket, in an empty house at 12:44am. the idea is to roll together and become one burrito.

bro let’s do the burrito.

the burrito by dr. smiski November 8, 2019

The Burrito Supreme 

When you're getting so horny that you cut a burrito in half and fuck the burrito while inside a vagina/butthole.

Person: Dude were you at the orgy at Taco Bell last night?

Person 2: Yes bro it was so crazy I gave this girl The Burrito Supreme

The Burrito Supreme by NippleChan69 August 31, 2018

Squeeze the burrito

To take a shit

Dude, I'll be back in 30 minutes, I gotta go squeeze the burrito.

Squeeze the burrito by NYYANKEES14 April 14, 2017

Burying the Burrito 

The spicy love-making that ensues after the consumption of cocktails, more specifically a mojito.

Burying the Burrito is most commonly heard in the following way " You can bury your burrito if you buy me a mojito"

Burying the Burrito by DragonWaxer October 8, 2013

Choking the burrito

When someone squeezes their penis tightly in hopes to have it fit into a tight hole that naturally developed in a wall.

George thought that choking the burrito would help him become intimate with a hole that appeared in the wall, directly in his view as he sat on the toilet taking a shit.

Choking the burrito by Neeomboo March 27, 2019

too much guac in the burrito 

an awkward situation

Hey Sebastian, How was that party last night?
Ahh...dude, way too much guac in the burrito, cause Cindy was there.
Ooooh, that sucks.

too much guac in the burrito by Wiggity-Wiggity April 11, 2007

The bigger the asshole the bigger the burrito

Once you eat a big ass burrito with beans and shit you’re going to take a fat ass shit only cuz we’re rich. But it means you have a big asshole. We’re rich as fuck it doesn’t even matter. I’m actually going to throw up in your car. I can’t wait to take a fat shit. I’m rich as hell.

I’m rich aka the bigger the asshole the bigger the burrito. Touchdown. Imma be rich as hell

The bigger the asshole the bigger the burrito by Alexissena123 November 8, 2019