The brand bandit is essentially the guy you takes your anal virginity in your sleep. Using his rush ability, he pounces on your ass from behind you, leaving you without the ability to walk for the next week!
Bake bliss - hey did you hear about that guy who took norbit melons anal virginity??
Messi Ferguson - wait are you talking about the brand bandit? Heโs always using his rush ability!
Bake bliss - man thatโs just the brand bandit!!
Messi Ferguson - wait are you talking about the brand bandit? Heโs always using his rush ability!
Bake bliss - man thatโs just the brand bandit!!
by Carrot pofter May 1, 2022
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