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The Betes
The Betes by ArchdukeDiabetes September 30, 2018
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The Birds and The Bees
Dad: Okay son, do you know what the birds and the bees are?
Son: It's when a guy and a girl-
Dad: NO! IT IS A METAPHOR! ONLY A METAPHOR!
Son: A metaphor for what
Dad: A METAPHOR FOR METAPHORS!
Son: It's when a guy and a girl-
Dad: NO! IT IS A METAPHOR! ONLY A METAPHOR!
Son: A metaphor for what
Dad: A METAPHOR FOR METAPHORS!
The Birds and The Bees by Nellz Bellz January 17, 2019
NOT THE BEES
A fad on the internet based off the movie "The Wicker Man". It is often accommodated by obnoxious screaming, along with "Killing me won't bring your honey back!""Their in my eyes!" and "The goggles, they do nothing!"
Guy1- Hey look, there's a bee's nest!
Guy2- NOT THE BEES!! AAAUUUHHH AAAUUUHH THEIR IN MY EYES, AAAUUUHHH *drops to the ground and crawls away*
Guy2- NOT THE BEES!! AAAUUUHHH AAAUUUHH THEIR IN MY EYES, AAAUUUHHH *drops to the ground and crawls away*
NOT THE BEES by Toxic-Onyx March 3, 2010
Straight from the bees
Alexi: Where did you get these oranges?
Queenie: From my trees in the backyard.
Alexi: Das honey, straight from the bees.
Queenie: From my trees in the backyard.
Alexi: Das honey, straight from the bees.
Straight from the bees by Louweeemark January 21, 2015
Don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees.
1. You don't do something important before preparing the right way.
2. Don't do something dumb without thinking about it.
2. Don't do something dumb without thinking about it.
Guy 1 "Damn, I just cut my hand while sawing."
Guy 2 "Really? How?"
Guy 1"I mean I wasn't really wearing gloves."
Guy 2 "Don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees."
Guy 2 "Really? How?"
Guy 1"I mean I wasn't really wearing gloves."
Guy 2 "Don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees."
Don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees. by cherryovervanilla May 24, 2021
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