The betes 

A name for an unknown creepy disease (taken from the end of "Diebetes", but not actually refering to diabetes"

I bet she has a serious case of the betes.

The betes by cratch April 17, 2008

The Betes 

When you eat so much food you get full blown diabetes immediately

Just had Buffalo Wild Wings, got the betes so fast

The Betes by ArchdukeDiabetes September 30, 2018

The Birds and The Bees 

A metaphor... Just a metaphor.

Dad: Okay son, do you know what the birds and the bees are?
Son: It's when a guy and a girl-
Dad: NO! IT IS A METAPHOR! ONLY A METAPHOR!
Son: A metaphor for what
Dad: A METAPHOR FOR METAPHORS!

The Birds and The Bees by Nellz Bellz January 17, 2019

NOT THE BEES 

A fad on the internet based off the movie "The Wicker Man". It is often accommodated by obnoxious screaming, along with "Killing me won't bring your honey back!""Their in my eyes!" and "The goggles, they do nothing!"

Guy1- Hey look, there's a bee's nest!
Guy2- NOT THE BEES!! AAAUUUHHH AAAUUUHH THEIR IN MY EYES, AAAUUUHHH *drops to the ground and crawls away*

NOT THE BEES by Toxic-Onyx March 3, 2010

the beets 

that band from the Doug show, remember? They did "I need more allowance" and "Killer Tofu"

dude, i remember The Beets.

the beets by Lando July 12, 2003

Straight from the bees

When something is extremely fresh.

Alexi: Where did you get these oranges?
Queenie: From my trees in the backyard.
Alexi: Das honey, straight from the bees.

Straight from the bees by Louweeemark January 21, 2015

Don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees. 

1. You don't do something important before preparing the right way.

2. Don't do something dumb without thinking about it.

Guy 1 "Damn, I just cut my hand while sawing."
Guy 2 "Really? How?"
Guy 1"I mean I wasn't really wearing gloves."
Guy 2 "Don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees."

Don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees. by cherryovervanilla May 24, 2021