the bar

the bar is god, the bar is everything, the bar is all and all is the bar.
the bar is all knowing. the bar is all barring. the bar could kill a man. the bar could kill a god.

the bar is a play ground equiptment located at louis memorial field in botley oxford it consists of two zip wire seats, the rope! the bar! and the seat. if one is talented enough they can become a bar god. the bar was created by mitch

"you coming to the bar?"
"is that even a question!"

by seby g May 3, 2019

The Bar

The thing your momma should have raised before she slept with your dad and had you.

Raise The Bar a little.

by Shin Dig of Fresno November 27, 2003

the bar is low

it means to have your expectations very low. to the point were the ant is hitting the floor

“omg jimmy respects me” that’s when your able to say “the bar is low”

by jayda515 December 5, 2020

the bar scene from Star Wars

a group of very ugly or freakish looking people, or a place where these neanderthals can be found

we drove though compton one day, all the drunks, the junkies, escapees from the nuthouse....I tell you it was straight out of the bar scene from Star Wars!

by mace April 6, 2004

The Bar With No Name

Initially starting as a social topic on the X-Box 360 Skyrim board, The Bar With No Name was a gathering place for scholars and assorted sex fiends of the highest caliber. Here talented men and women would drink, belch, battle and die for their amusement.

However after the involvement of some dicks(see: Gamefaqs Moderators), The Bar had to be relocated several times before finding a place of it's own with it's own domain.

Today The Bar With No Name stands proudly, as it houses the pinnacle of human evolution. Where there is not a single user who feels the need to type "this" as "dis". However, somebody(see: Legend) will probably stab you whilst you sleep.

Son: Daddy, what happens when you die?
Father: I shall ascend to The Bar With No Name.

Counselor: Why do you smoke meth?
Addict: Because it takes me to The Bar With No Name and back.

by The Lord of Mayhem November 16, 2011

The Bar is in Hell

accepting the bare minimum and passing it off like it means some.

Lia: omg Noah Beck is so hot
Malaysia: he’s literally just a default white male, the bar is in hell for you bitches.

by Bunzie November 25, 2021

The Bar Mitzvah

noun, singular. Similar to a body shot; The skin of a penis is pulled over the head, creating a cylindrical enclosure. The inside is then filled to the brim with alcohol, and consumed like a traditional shot by a classy woman. After completion of the shot, everyone in the room must yell MOZZLETOFF!

The Bar Mitzvah: "I gave out so many Bar Mitzvah's last night that my penis has a hangover."

by Manafort Chubbz March 17, 2010