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The Wonk

Wetaskiwin Alberta, Canada. Also known as the biggest shit-hole town ever. If your smart you'll STAY AWAY.
MAny people live in the wonk.
by AnnaliesePatterson April 22, 2011
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Long Live The Wonk Eye

a fan aphorism that expresses the love he or she feels for Katy Perry's wonk eye. This trendy phrase was originally established by Kassia Gordon, Madison Morris, Rebecca Luckman, Shannon MacKay, and Emma Plese in August 2009. Katy Perry discovered this catchphrase three days after it's original twitter posting. #longlivethewonkeye
"Hey everybody, I'm Katy Perry. Long live the wonk eye."
by KatyCatMeow August 24, 2009
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Smonk The Wonk

Person 1: Yo bro, I like to smonk the wonk! I do it all the time.

Person 2: Sick, bro!
by Roggyboi September 22, 2018
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jon from the wonk

A male living in a small urban center, promiscuous with large women and underage girls.

characterized as being "that friend" as told by Dane Cook

"Ya know, every group of friends has that one person that nobody really likes but still invites him to all of your parties because you don't have the guts to tell him he's annoying."

Lacks self reliance ie: lives with parents or relatives well into his twenties.

Promiscuous with many women, particularly extremely large women (Bunts, Sea cows etc) also enjoys underage girls who have not learned to stay away from such unsuccessful men yet.
Jason- dude i cannot believe you slept with that fat chick last night, your totally acting like a jon from the wonk.
by crackhoe8888888 March 7, 2010
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The wink-wonk

A euphemistic term for sexual intercourse
Olivia: "are you going to get the wink-wonk tonight?"
Josh: "maybe if I'm lucky"
by banterbus from banter ville December 20, 2017
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The Big Wonk

Somebody who is getting mad over something that literally makes sense.
Dude, stop being the big wonk. 2 + 2 DOES equal 4!
by Mor(e)peko November 15, 2025
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The Wonka

When you stretch out bubble gum and create a make-shift condom over your erect penis so she thinks you are wearing protection.
I wanted to bang, but had to use The Wonka so she would go along with it. Now she's pregnant.
by Spameier April 24, 2022
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