The Wonk
Wetaskiwin Alberta, Canada. Also known as the biggest shit-hole town ever. If your smart you'll STAY AWAY.
The Wonk by AnnaliesePatterson April 22, 2011
Long Live The Wonk Eye
a fan aphorism that expresses the love he or she feels for Katy Perry's wonk eye. This trendy phrase was originally established by Kassia Gordon, Madison Morris, Rebecca Luckman, Shannon MacKay, and Emma Plese in August 2009. Katy Perry discovered this catchphrase three days after it's original twitter posting. #longlivethewonkeye
Long Live The Wonk Eye by KatyCatMeow August 24, 2009
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jon from the wonk
A male living in a small urban center, promiscuous with large women and underage girls.
characterized as being "that friend" as told by Dane Cook
"Ya know, every group of friends has that one person that nobody really likes but still invites him to all of your parties because you don't have the guts to tell him he's annoying."
Lacks self reliance ie: lives with parents or relatives well into his twenties.
Promiscuous with many women, particularly extremely large women (Bunts, Sea cows etc) also enjoys underage girls who have not learned to stay away from such unsuccessful men yet.
characterized as being "that friend" as told by Dane Cook
"Ya know, every group of friends has that one person that nobody really likes but still invites him to all of your parties because you don't have the guts to tell him he's annoying."
Lacks self reliance ie: lives with parents or relatives well into his twenties.
Promiscuous with many women, particularly extremely large women (Bunts, Sea cows etc) also enjoys underage girls who have not learned to stay away from such unsuccessful men yet.
Jason- dude i cannot believe you slept with that fat chick last night, your totally acting like a jon from the wonk.
jon from the wonk by crackhoe8888888 March 7, 2010
The wink-wonk
A euphemistic term for sexual intercourse
The wink-wonk by banterbus from banter ville December 20, 2017
The Big Wonk
The Big Wonk by Mor(e)peko November 15, 2025
The Wonka
When you stretch out bubble gum and create a make-shift condom over your erect penis so she thinks you are wearing protection.
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pod person
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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