The Wolman

when u tie a bitch down to a lunch table and start tickling her with a feather. when she starts laughing u get serious and ask "do u think this is a joke". when she says no and starts begging u for mercy u shove ur equipment in her mouth and tell her to stop apologizing. when she stops apologizing, take a gallon of chocolate milk and dump it all over her groin. then get up and leave.

i was sitting on the toilet minding my own business when my husband walked in and did the wolman on me

The Wolman by dickcheese33 June 12, 2018

first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman 

one of the most famous lines from scarface, the greatest movie of all time. Said by- who else?- Tony Montana.

"In this country,first you get the money, then you get the power,THEN you get the woman."

first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman by Adrian November 12, 2004

The Woman 

(n.)
1. The female equivalent of "The Man". An extremely high form of praise usually used to describe a girl who is highly respected and highly attractive. A female is usually referred to as "The Woman" after doing and saying things that are worthy of respect on a daily basis.

"She's so funny; She's The Woman."

The Woman by youcouldcallmetheman September 16, 2008

Sold Out to the Woman

similar to selling out to the man, when a man (or woman) changes who they are, what they like, or how they act in order to impress a female. The power of women is so intense, only those with the strongest of wills can avoid such an atrocity.

I remember when me and Jeff used to listen to Led Zeppelin and ZZ Top Together as kids, but ever since he sold out to the woman all he listens to is Nickelback.

Sold Out to the Woman by The Picksters January 11, 2011

The Woman 

A scary fierce warrior/monster. She is feared throughout the world, and is always cunningly disguised she has never once be found or seen, due to here excellent camoflauge. She is one of the Harry Adderley warriors and will always right for what is right and for justice.

"The Woman!"
"Where is the Woman?"
"I can't see her where has she gone?"

The Woman by weavey d March 15, 2007

The Woman 

(n.)
1. The female equivalent of "The Man". An extremely high form of praise usually used to describe a girl who is highly respected and highly attractive. A female is usually referred to as "The Woman" after doing and saying things that are worthy of respect on a daily basis.

"Dude she's sick at frisbee. She's The Woman!"

The Woman by youcouldcallmetheman September 16, 2008

The Woman 

A Neek a geek

Who is named the woman,

A girl that steps on my cheese puffs

The Woman by The Writer 3 May 7, 2022